Name: THE SUSSMAN 2009-10-07 13:11
Heterosexual: C
Homosexual: C++
Pedophile: PHP
Rapist: Assembly
Asexual: Haskell
Gerontophile: COBOL
SM: Perl
George Zimmer: Python
I'm sure you all agree with this. (Also, WTF with 'post threads less often', fix your silly spam filters and error messages, Mr. Vacuum Cleaner)