Dungeons and Dragons

Lets compare D&D classes with popular programming languages.
(#1 most nerdy thread ever)

Fighter - C++
-Very versatile but more complex and not quite as effective in melee as a barbarian.

Barbarian - C
-Very simple, very powerful.

Ranger - Java
-Easy to play, very popular, vast collection of abilities that help solve problems quickly.

Wizard - Lisp/Scheme
-Most powerful caster, highest intelligence.

Sorcerer - Haskell
-Slightly less intelligent than a wizard, but makes up for it in charisma.

Rogue - Scripting Languages
-Executes behind your back.

Cleric - SQL
-Revives players when they crash.
 
Paladin - Python
-Easiest to play, but forces you to play a certain way.

This thread is soo fail. Not because of op, because of all the meaningless arguing.

>>81
EXCEPTION THROWN!

>>82
CAUGHT AND HANDLED!

>>82
Only Java can do this. Are you a Javafag? U MENA JAVA? Huh? o_0

>>84
IHBT

Catch and handle my anus.

OIBTTWVIWOOIHBTITTIFTOIWRC(Overall I Believe This Thread Was Very Informative, While On Occasion I Have Been Trolled In The Thread I Feel That Overall It Was Rather Civil).

Good thread.

>>1
Lisp is fucking multi-class.

>>1
Lets
Faggot.

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