Name: Anonymous 2009-10-06 17:29
Lets compare D&D classes with popular programming languages.
(#1 most nerdy thread ever)
Fighter - C++
-Very versatile but more complex and not quite as effective in melee as a barbarian.
Barbarian - C
-Very simple, very powerful.
Ranger - Java
-Easy to play, very popular, vast collection of abilities that help solve problems quickly.
Wizard - Lisp/Scheme
-Most powerful caster, highest intelligence.
Sorcerer - Haskell
-Slightly less intelligent than a wizard, but makes up for it in charisma.
Rogue - Scripting Languages
-Executes behind your back.
Cleric - SQL
-Revives players when they crash.
Paladin - Python
-Easiest to play, but forces you to play a certain way.
(#1 most nerdy thread ever)
Fighter - C++
-Very versatile but more complex and not quite as effective in melee as a barbarian.
Barbarian - C
-Very simple, very powerful.
Ranger - Java
-Easy to play, very popular, vast collection of abilities that help solve problems quickly.
Wizard - Lisp/Scheme
-Most powerful caster, highest intelligence.
Sorcerer - Haskell
-Slightly less intelligent than a wizard, but makes up for it in charisma.
Rogue - Scripting Languages
-Executes behind your back.
Cleric - SQL
-Revives players when they crash.
Paladin - Python
-Easiest to play, but forces you to play a certain way.