Dungeons and Dragons

Lets compare D&D classes with popular programming languages.
(#1 most nerdy thread ever)

Fighter - C++
-Very versatile but more complex and not quite as effective in melee as a barbarian.

Barbarian - C
-Very simple, very powerful.

Ranger - Java
-Easy to play, very popular, vast collection of abilities that help solve problems quickly.

Wizard - Lisp/Scheme
-Most powerful caster, highest intelligence.

Sorcerer - Haskell
-Slightly less intelligent than a wizard, but makes up for it in charisma.

Rogue - Scripting Languages
-Executes behind your back.

Cleric - SQL
-Revives players when they crash.
 
Paladin - Python
-Easiest to play, but forces you to play a certain way.

>>48
yes.
in all my years on /prog/ i have seen a lot of lisp threads.
however, only recently has the amount of Lisp weenies reached such a huge amount.
until very recently you were also able to act like normal human beings, not shitposters. now, suddenly you're a bunch of bitching little babies who make sure that every thread is filled with "hay, OP. ur langage is shite lolololol XDDDDD LISP IS BETTAR BECUS MACROS N SHIT lolololo LISP IS BETR TAHN EVERETHING"