/prog/ - Code that may or may not pass muster

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-01 2:42

I know we've got some computer science students in here, and I know you've written some questionable code at 2:30 in the morning before your project is due. So post it here! Preferably one-liners. Here's mine. I'm interested to see what my prof thinks of it... opinions could differ.

printf("%.1f%c", *e, (0 == (e - matrix + 1) % size)?'\n':'\t');

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-01 15:22

>>37
Well, there already is the Continuation monad.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-01 20:14

>>26
I am amazed by blah(s)

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-02 4:29

>>42
blah(s) is an [b]EXPERT FUNCTION NAME[/]b]

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-02 12:19

>>43
#<COMPILED-PROCEDURE:BLAH>

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-02 12:21

#<FUNCTION BLAH>

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-02 12:31

>>> blah

<function blah at 0xb801b72c>

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-02 12:36



blah

#<procedure:blah>

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-02 14:39

draw_text(text+ending,font,(10-scroll_text,15+font_height+(i*font_height)+((ani/10.0)*font_height)),color)

sup

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-02 20:40

HWND* dicks = make_print_window(NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, 400, 400);

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-03 6:00



(define math:cos (get-ffi-obj "cos" (ffi-lib "libc") (_fun _double -> _double)))

Chicken Scheme users: don't even dare pussy out and use the c library.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-03 17:28

>>49
Ludicrous. I can tell you right now that any API like that would not pass muster. Nobody would publish it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-03 20:26

>>51
take a look at msdn some day

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-03 20:36

>>52
You'd better get your Internet sarcasm detector checked.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-03 20:37

>>53
You forgot to use [sarcasm] tags

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-03 20:41

>>52
How does someone this dumb know how to use the internet?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-03 20:54

>>55
say that to my face fucker and not online and see what happens

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-03 22:06

>>56
I would require your address and what hours you would be available to show me what would happen when I told you that to your face and not online.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-08 16:19

PHP:



$set = function ($bool) { $var = $bool; };

$var = $set(true);

if ($var == true) { echo 'var is true'; };

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-25 21:01

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:30

Are you GAY?
Are you a NIGGER?
Are you a GAY NIGGER?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-02 22:48

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