There is nothing wrong with PHP

Fact: Only a complete and utter retard would use anything but PHP to program for the Web. Perl and Python are for elitist, overeducated cunts who are desperately trying to justify the time they waste learning how to write slow, unreadable noise.

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Some people make the rebuttal "BUT WHAT ABOUT USING THE VARIABLE INSIDE OF A STRING?"

Like this:

ten = "ten";

echo <<<HERE
I am %{ten}, and what is this?
HERE;