i don't think you could get much more self centred and boring than a twitter user.
these people actually think other people care about what they had for breakfast. how egotistical and blatantly retarded can you get? Hey guys, i just took a piss! thought you might want to know
Just ate an apple and thought about Seinfeld. man i love that show.
I just put a pair of socks on because my feet were cold.