Name: Anonymous 2009-09-24 5:56
After ten years of using Debian, I wanted to check that >>windows<< thing (almost never used it before, and I don't want to be completely lost when presented with a windows desktop).
Day the zeroth:
- Let's fioc!
._.
Day the first:
- Hey guys, I'm new, and I'd like to download a bunch of things from links in a file, like with wget?
- You have to download the JDownloader or something.
- There is no wget for windows?
- Absolutely not.
Day the second:
- Hey, I'd like to substitute some text in a bunch of files, is there a sed for windows?
- I don't know what's sed, but you should try the TextRePlace, the ultimate tool for your text-editing needs for only $19.95!
- *clicks on Lite version*
- ARE YOU SURE THAT YOU DONT WANT TO PAY YOUR HARD-EARNED MONEY FOR A SHITTY SED FRONTEND
- *clicks his way through bullshit*
- HELLO LET ME RESTART THE COMPUTER TO DO SOME ARBITRARY CHANGES TO REGISTERS THAT MIGHT AS WELL BE SIMPLE EDITABLE TEXT FILES BUT AREN'T BECAUSE LETTING PEOPLE TO MESS WITH THE SYSTEM IS DANGEROUS
And of course, I get the fucking HELLO 30 DAYS TRIAL box pup up *sigh*. And of course, they don't believe in POSIX regexen, so I have to use some "simple" substitute.
Day the third:
Them: Hello, there is actually wget for windows, but it's text only, so I wouldn't use it, and as such nobody should use it. It's windows, not DOS anyway. You should stick to JDownload, this isn't Linux ;)
Day the fourth:
I'm back to Debian.
Day the zeroth:
- Let's fioc!
\documents\user> python
python not recognizable batch fuck you
\documents\user> perl
haha no._.
Day the first:
- Hey guys, I'm new, and I'd like to download a bunch of things from links in a file, like with wget?
- You have to download the JDownloader or something.
- There is no wget for windows?
- Absolutely not.
Day the second:
- Hey, I'd like to substitute some text in a bunch of files, is there a sed for windows?
- I don't know what's sed, but you should try the TextRePlace, the ultimate tool for your text-editing needs for only $19.95!
- *clicks on Lite version*
- ARE YOU SURE THAT YOU DONT WANT TO PAY YOUR HARD-EARNED MONEY FOR A SHITTY SED FRONTEND
- *clicks his way through bullshit*
- HELLO LET ME RESTART THE COMPUTER TO DO SOME ARBITRARY CHANGES TO REGISTERS THAT MIGHT AS WELL BE SIMPLE EDITABLE TEXT FILES BUT AREN'T BECAUSE LETTING PEOPLE TO MESS WITH THE SYSTEM IS DANGEROUS
And of course, I get the fucking HELLO 30 DAYS TRIAL box pup up *sigh*. And of course, they don't believe in POSIX regexen, so I have to use some "simple" substitute.
Day the third:
Them: Hello, there is actually wget for windows, but it's text only, so I wouldn't use it, and as such nobody should use it. It's windows, not DOS anyway. You should stick to JDownload, this isn't Linux ;)
Day the fourth:
I'm back to Debian.