Shit, /prog/ is dead

I blame FV for the unfunny content-free shit /prog/ has become. He drove away the few interesting posters left with his aggravating bullshit. Even the Lisp spammer is gone. I hope his penis gets torn off by a rabid hound.

/prog/ needs:
-generous saging - contribute or sage
-less faggots - /prog/ became too popular
-more actual programming - it will drive faggots away

>>18 is a sure sign that /prog/ is dying. Tripfags have no place here.