>>56
You mean buy a console and play games on it for at least 5 years (well not if you get the Wii). You can pirate games on every console except the PS3 and although you seem incredibly poor I'm pretty sure you can afford to buy blank DVDs. Considering a lot of console games are on the PC that would mean a lot of PC games (which a lot of people I know are raving about, even though they think they're only on PC) are designed for children.
Enjoy your lazy ports and Crysis I guess...