Front page status report

    * 1: How do you pronounce ``SICP'' (25) TROLL
    * 2: RIP Xarn's dad (58) TROLL
    * 3: MonoDevelop 2.2 Beta 1 and the TRUTH (16) TROLL
    * 4: The Structure and Interpretation of Xmonad (14) TROLL
    * 5: Database programming (19) POTENTIALLY LEGITIMATE THREAD DEVOLVED INTO TROLL FEST
    * 6: Your paste buffer (462) BACK TO /B/ PLEASE
    * 7: Is there no end to RMS's trolling? (20) TROLL
    * 8: /g/track refuge (2) TROLL
    * 9: Fibonacci Butt Sort (150) STUPID
    * 10: Why I Hate All Computer Programming Languages (18) TROLL
    * 11: The next Leah Culver? (59) STUPID
    * 12: FUCKING HATE REDDIT [Part 2] (4) TROLL
    * 13: Interesting GNU/Linux scripts/programs (14) POTENTIALLY LEGITIMATE THREAD DEVOLVED INTO TROLL FEST
    * 14: Perl is the only answer (20) TROLL
    * 15: Urgent message requiring your attention (5) TROLL
    * 16: Integer Comparison (8) STUPID
    * 17: RMS uses XP (20) TROLL
    * 18: Asstronaughts and Buckers (19) TROLL
    * 19: Getting a job (20) PLEASE DO
    * 20: FUCKING HATE REDDIT (1000) STUPID
    * 21: The Best Sorting Algorithm (137) STUPID
    * 22: haxel (8) TROLL
    * 23: tired of nonstop trolling (30) TROLL
    * 24: What makes Lisp...Lisp? (43) TROLL
    * 25: C# (13) STUPID
    * 26: Linux is dying (9) TROLL
    * 27: " Unicode " (33) TROLL
    * 28: BBCODE (889) STUPID
    * 29: Code parsers (52) TROLL
    * 30: moots cock tastes like red Starburst (7) TROLL
    * 31: Choose one! [Serious thread!] (847) TROLL
    * 32: PHP/MySQL (19) TROLL
    * 33: Aspect Oriented Programming (11) TROLL
    * 34: The illusion of static typing (44) TROLL
    * 35: Tripcode decoder? (804) STUPID
    * 36: How Sussman Achieved Satori (48) TROLL
    * 37: How long to read SICP? (6) TROLL
    * 38: Satori is pretty weird (13) TROLL
    * 39: Fundamentals (15) TROLL
    * 40: What do you guys eat? (63) STUPID

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TL;DR: /prog/ still sucks