Linux is dying

It is a bunch of legacy cruft piled on compatibility and emulation layers. I have created a kernal so small and so efficient that it can fit in the nostril of a piglet while still supporting full IPv6 and Perl. Furthermore why are all Linux users fat hairy men?There is something wrong with a culture that worships regurgitating antarctic waterfowl. Something seriously wrong that requires some good old fashioned sunshine and country fresh air and fried chicken.

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If you're implying that I'm a troll; I'm not. If you're implying >>1 is a troll, I don't care; in case he's a troll he'll reply like a troll, but in case he's not a troll, he'll reply in a manner that I'll understand to be non-trolling and I'll continue abusing his simple mind.