Linux is dying

It is a bunch of legacy cruft piled on compatibility and emulation layers. I have created a kernal so small and so efficient that it can fit in the nostril of a piglet while still supporting full IPv6 and Perl. Furthermore why are all Linux users fat hairy men?There is something wrong with a culture that worships regurgitating antarctic waterfowl. Something seriously wrong that requires some good old fashioned sunshine and country fresh air and fried chicken.

It is a bunch of legacy cruft piled on compatibility and emulation layers.
Which competing OS (note competing), is different?

I have created a kernal so small and so efficient that it can fit in the nostril of a piglet while still supporting full IPv6 and Perl.
You clearly don't understand what a kernel does.

Furthermore why are all Linux users fat hairy men?
Unjustified generalization.