Satori is pretty weird

I achieved satori, and it's kind of fucked up. Everything is a programming problem. Look at a piece of toast and you'll see an endomorphism on the domain of bread. Look at a chair and you'll see a recursive descent parser. Look at a dog taking a shit and you'll see a novel set of inductive laws for reasoning about infix notation.

I mean, I did swimmingly at the program I was working on, but it would be nice to brush my teeth without having to check my floss for null.

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Not you