Code parsers

What does /prog/ use to parse their code? I use Notepad++, but I know thats asking for flaming, because emacs is the only useful thing to use.

I use the Dvorak keyboard layout, and I'll have you know that every time I touch my keyboard, nude Thai women start sensually massaging my wrists while magic pink flying unicorns give me blowjobs (metaphorically.)
I'll have you know I once executed a command chain involving every modifier key on my keyboard, plus a couple of extra ones I've mapped myself.
It hacked the Gibson, decrypted the machine code and formatted and sent the secret message to the Pope over SMTP, thereby averting the Illuminati's plot to instigate World War IV, V and VI (<- Coincidence? I think not!) to let Spain grow into a new superpower. Lastly it saved my work to disk and did a sync for good measure.
And that's why I'll love me my emacs 'till C-x C-c does us apart.