/prog/ - ed reimplementation contest

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-07 11:18

Let's reimplement ed with modern languages!

10 INPUT

20 PRINT "?"

30 GOTO 10

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-01 21:41

Long live /prog/!

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-01 21:43

/prog/ is dead

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-02 2:42

bf
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Name: Anonymous 2011-08-13 11:30

PLEASE REIMPLEMENT MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-13 11:36

This thread is a good reminder of how quickly /prog/ turned to shit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-13 13:26

>>85
screw you gramps, /prob/ is the future

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-13 14:10

(loop (print (eval (read))))

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-13 16:34

>>40

please refrain from NIGGERS

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-13 16:35

NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-13 18:50

HERE, HAVE SOME POLECAT KEBABS ON ME

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-13 20:52

>>90
Fuck off, ``faggot''.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-13 21:38

>>91
Polecat Kebabs are delicious. Don't be such a negative Nancy.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-13 22:56

>>88-89
* African American

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-13 23:22

>>93
nigstorm faggot

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-13 23:30

>>94
* Tempest of African Americans' Homosexual

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-02 5:07

>>95
* Strong rainy and windy weather of individuals coming from the continent found south of the Mediterranean Sea having sexual preferences unapproved by the Catholic Church

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-02 5:57

puts ?? while gets

Name: ? 2012-07-27 10:46

?

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-27 10:54

checkem

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-27 10:57

>>99 fuck you, your doubles and mine's

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-27 11:06

>>96
Any news on when the "Homosexuals Try Making Love" 5 standard will be ratified by the X3C?

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-27 11:21



#!/bin/sh

ed

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-27 12:12

>>101
Homosexuals Try Making Love
i lol'd

>>102
that's not even a reimplementation, it's just an indirect way to calling original ed unless this script itself is called ed and put into $PATH so it's called recursively, in which case IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-27 12:38

while true;do read;echo ?;done

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-27 12:43

>>25
the most tired joke in the history of programming.
And who crowned you the king of humour?

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-27 20:36

sed -e "/q/{s///;q};s/.*/?/"

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-27 22:16

>>105
VIPPER did

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-28 0:40

Shiki Yami Barai

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-29 4:55

>>106
Excellent.

>>107
Fuck you, dipshit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-29 5:03

jack be nimble
jack be quick
jack sucked on my fuckin' dick

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-29 7:10

Jack be trebs

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 11:20

Jack be Pròxima estació: Sabadell Rambla. Aquest tren finalitza el seu recorregut en aquesta estació

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 11:59

% yes \?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-30 12:22



echo off

:l

set /p a="?"

echo ?

goto l

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-01 14:46

It’s from the Germanic root gel which has produced both English yellow and German gelb (OED).

ed reimplementation contest

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