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It has recently come to my attention that a disturbing number of web sites are unlicensed, or licensed with evil corporate satan trickery (aka anything except my GPL). As you know, anything that does not use my GPL is fighting against freedom, especially BSD licensed or public domain works!
I come here today as lord and unholy master of all FOSS to notify all my loyal GNU/_linux users and GPL programming minions that they must boycott any and all websites that do not conform to my GPL.
At the moment only 0.000000000000000001% of html code includes my GPL license, however, I'm sure that if you do my bidding and boycott the internet we can soon change this.
Thank you for your time, my loyal subjects.

Sincerely,
-Emperor, World renound genius, and OpenSource Jesus, RMS Marx Stallman

>>2,4
There's this thing called "satire". I think you should look it up.