/prog/ - You Have Achieved Satori

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 22:26

What program will you now write in the algorithmic language Scheme?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 22:27

A C compiler.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 22:32

Silly Anonymous, you can't write compilers in Scheme.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 22:35

Oh that's right, scheme isn't touring complete

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 22:57

I'll write a recursive fibonacci implementation, duh.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 23:10

i'd write sicp in the comments

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 23:13

i'll move on to a real language

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 23:19

A phpBB clone with facebook and twitter integration

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 23:22

I will invent my own C dialect.

C with classes — but without any of the gay bullshit bloating up Sepples. Add/fix anything else that needs to be added or fixed up too.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 23:43

I would write a quine that achieves Satori manually.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-26 0:03

I would write a metacircular scheme interpreter, then go and celebrate my seventh birthday.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-26 11:29

>>9
Is that you Tom Love?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-26 11:42

>>9
Spoilers: ``classes'' add nothing to an imperative language.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-27 1:52

>>5
I would write a Fibonacci butt sort.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-27 1:58

>>14
i love this meme =3

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-29 4:49

A satorized overlord is beyond writing programs, he ORDERS others to write programs for him.

And I'll need that Hello, World! application on my desk by lunch.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-29 15:11

>>16
So is FV satorized?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-29 15:23

>>16
Yes sir!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-29 15:51

>>17
No, since no-one actually carries out his orders

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-29 19:06

I will write a J interpreter, and then fuck with you

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-29 20:02

>>20
echo 'J is the new Haskell'

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-29 20:04

>>20
I could do that with some CL macros

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-29 23:53

>> 1
have achieved satori
now writing programs in my mind
perl
programs
kthxbai

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-06 9:52

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You Have Achieved Satori

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