15 New Ubuntu Distributions

Fugubuntu = Linux for Poisonous (Yet Tasty) Fish
Stewbuntu = Edible Linux Compiled with Gigantic Meat Chunks
Eschewbuntu = Linux Designed to be Tossed Aside
Flubuntu = Linux for Sick People
Shoebuntu = Linux My Wife Keeps Buying More Of (Even Though She Has A Million
Other Shoebuntus)
Moobuntu = Linux for the Lactose Tolerant
Gluebuntu = Sticky Linux
Woohoobuntu = Linux Designed by Homer Simpson
Tutubuntu = Linux Optimized for Pirouettes
Lieubuntu = Linux Alternative to Linux
Shmoobuntu = Fictional Linux
Ewwwwbuntu = Linux Built on Open Sores
Cluebuntu = Linux that Did it In the Conservatory with the Wrench
Ruebuntu = Despicable Linux
Suebuntu = [Distribution Removed Due to SCO Copyright Violation]

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UBANTO = GNU/Linux with the GNU Gnome DE Environment.