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Name: 2009-08-18 10:35

Output a thousand Sussmen in an individualistic way.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 0:17

; i++)

（　´_＞｀）

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 0:46

>>40-41
（　´_ゝ`）

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 1:33

>>40-42
I can't read your moonspeak boxes.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 1:39

>>43
I can't read your moonspeak COBOL, UMH memechan-smith.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 1:55

>>44
This might surprise you, but I am not the UMH memechan-smith.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 1:58

>>45
You're lying.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 2:53

>>46
UMH memechan-smith seems to be quite proud of what he has done.
I wouldn't be. No, I'm not lying.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 11:13

>>47
>I wouldn't be.

for indeed it defeats to whole purpose of magnanimity to claim ownership of something

furthermore you cant own a meme for once its been set free upon the hive mind it belongs to the communal (un)consciousness

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 11:15

>>48 s/magnanimity/anoniminity

damn spell checker

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 11:15

progfind.sh:
#!/bin/sh
if [ -z $1 ]; then
 echo "USAGE: progfind [regex]" 1>&2
else
 wget -qO- http://dis.4chan.org/prog/subject.txt \
 | sed '/'"$*"'/I!d;s/^\(.*\)<>.*<>.*<>\(.*\)<>.*<>.*<>\(.*\)$/\
Title: \1\
URL: http:\/\/dis.4chan.org\/read\/prog\/\2\
Posted: \2\
Last Post: \3/'\
 | perl -MPOSIX -ple\
   's/^([a-z ]*Post[a-z]*: )(\d+)$/$1.strftime"%c",localtime$2/gei,chomp'
fi

and then:
./progfind.sh sussman

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 11:24

>>50
That's not even one hundred Sussmen.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 11:38

>>51
how many are in each of those threads?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 12:43

>>52
According to this script (which probably contains severe bugs but more or less agrees with the previous version of my hack) there are about 500.
#!/usr/bin/perl
use strict;
use warnings;

die 'USAGE: progfind.pl [regex]' if scalar(@ARGV) < 1;
my $regex = join ' ', @ARGV;
`curl -sO http://dis.4chan.org/prog/subject.txt`;

open my $subj, 'subject.txt';
my $i = 0;
while (<$subj>) {
  my ($ti,$au,$wut,$id,$le,$lp,$li) = split '<>';
  next unless $ti =~ /$regex/i;
  `curl -so temp.html http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/$id`;
  open my $fh, 'temp.html';
  while (<$fh>) {
    while (/$regex/ig) { $i++; }
  }
  close $fh;
}
close $subj;
print $i;

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 12:53

>>53
I can tell you're not >>50-chan, because >>50-chan uses wget and you use curl. No pretending, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 14:55

>>16
i hate your kind.

perl -le 'print "Sussaman" for 1..100'

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 15:06

>>55
is this french ?
i never knew that perl and french have so much in common , it all makes sense now .

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 16:08

>>55 Oh yeah? Well FUCK your theory.

You mean people that try and make Perl others can read it (or I can read it a year from now). I see, you really are quite that impressed with your own cleverness type of faggot aren't you?

Is that you FV posting as Anon?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 16:15

-- Sussmen.scpt copyright © 2009 dArksTeveJ darkstevej@mac.com
-- If u use this applescript for your own script then u must credit me
-- Thx 2 420dude for the loop script & MIKE3000 for debug/testing

set the Sussman to "Sussman " as string
set the Sussmen to "" as string
set the NumberOfSussmenToOuptut to 1000

repeat with TheTemporaryIndexOfTheLoop from 0 to the NumberOfSussmenToOuptut
    set the Sussmen to the Sussmen & the Sussman
end repeat

display dialog Sussmen

_________
Sent from my Macbook Pro

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 16:18

>>58 MUST CREDIT YOU??

I don't think so Tim.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 16:40

>>57
Are you high?  He did it in a clean, obvious, standard way.  It's the idiots who never bother learning the language beyond C with Sigils who need to stop coding forever.
And on that note, perl -e'print"Sussman\n"x1000'

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 16:41

>>58
I just looked up applescript and I have learned that it is the real syntax. Holy shit, INSTANT.EXE quality.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !fRoZeNHN4I 2009-08-20 16:57

[code]/* Sussmen.c
 *
 * Copyright (C) 2009 Frozen-Void frozenvoid@gmail.com
 *
 * If you use this C prog. for your own use then you must credit me.
 *
 */

#include "void.h" /* handles all the common functions,#defines,#ifdefs and #includes */

vd main() {FILE *fp;char *sussman="Sussman";int i;
for(i=0;i<1000;i++){printf("%s\n",sussman);}return 0;}

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Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !fRoZeNHN4I 2009-08-20 16:58

oops my bad

/* Sussmen.c
 *
 * Copyright (C) 2009 Frozen-Void frozenvoid@gmail.com
 *
 * If you use this C prog. for your own use then you must credit me.
 *
 */

#include "void.h" /* handles all the common functions,#defines,#ifdefs and #includes */

vd main() {FILE *fp;char *sussman="Sussman";int i;
for(i=0;i<1000;i++){printf("%s\n",sussman);}return 0;}

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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 16:58

>>63
Copyright doesn't work like that, dumb ass.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 17:00

>>58
#include <iostream>
#define the

int the main()
{
    std::string the Sussman = std::string("Sussman ");
    std::string the Sussmen = std::string("");
    int the NumberOfSussmenToOuptut = 1000;

    for (int TheTemporaryIndexOfTheLoop = 0; TheTemporaryIndexOfTheLoop < the NumberOfSussmenToOuptut; TheTemporaryIndexOfTheLoop++)
        the Sussmen = the Sussmen + the Sussman;
    std::cout << Sussmen << std::endl;
}
// dick

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 17:03

>>62,63
The real  would never use code tags.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 17:08

>>59
ihbmt

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 17:31

>>60
yes Sussman|head -n1000
there are some jobs where perl isn't the right tool. this is one of them.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 17:39

perl isn't the right tool
IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 17:42

>>68
it's funny, people used to use shell scripts when they should use perl. now they seem to have the opposite problem.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 17:47

1000 Sussmen, in english.


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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 18:24

>>71
This won't compile for me.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 18:32

>>71
That's not English. That's buffalo.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 18:33

>>72
It's already compiled.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 18:37

>>74
Then it won't execute.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 18:38

>>75
It's already executing.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 18:42

>>76
It's executing me.

It's killing me!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 18:49

>>77
Your not funny.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 18:57

>>55
i hate your kind.

perl -E'say"Sussman"x1000'

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 19:10

>>79
see >>68.
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