Lain

is being forced into a meme by someone,

/prog/ this is the first chance we have to not allow a forced meme, are you with me or are you "Lain"?

Lain is a program.
Lain is a program with a body.
Lain is a program with a body and fell in love.
Lain is a program with a body and fell in love with her friend Arisu.

Let me interject for a moment: Satori.
If I reach Satori, would I be able to make a program?
With a body?
Which falls in love?
With me?

But oh no, even Kami-sama has failed.
So, I need to be the friend, not the creator.
Could someone who have reached Satori make a program with a body which falls in love with me, please?