Non-sucking Win32 C compiler

I need a small (not bloated to hell, clean, not system ruining / service installing) compiler for tiny C programs with POSIX-like semantics (i.e. C library that doesn't suck and stuff like read() instead of ReadFileWEX(WHANDLE, WSHARINGMODE, WSECURITYCONTEXT, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL) - true POSIX stuff like fork() et al is not needed).

Visual Studio or cygwin are out of the question. Some GCC distro like mingw might be OK depending on how much the installation sucks (ideally there wouldn't be any installation at all).

Any ideas or do I give up to ENTERPRISE-quality software?

>>58
i can't stop lolling.
YOU are interested in code optimization? hahahahaha.
bullshit. you write the most inefficient code i've ever seen.
for example, i've seen you write something very similar to this:
for(; i < (strlen(str1) > strlen(str2)? strlen(str2): strlen(str1)); ++i)
   str1[i] == str2[i];
your code is truly laughable, and this little snippet is just the tip of the iceberg.
what makes it even funnier is that you're completely dokyun