Holy fuck, DTD is ugly

How they even manage to write down the specification without vomiting, realizing what a monster they had created, and killing themselves is a mystery.

And why they tried to fit a DSL that doesn't have even the slightest semblance to SGML inside SGML is anyone's guess, but probably for the same perverse and stupid reasons people make self-hosting BASIC compilers.

I just needed to get that of my chest. We now return to the regularly scheduled SPAM.