languages as transport

Assembler=Walking
Forth=Skiing
C=Old single-speed bike, with solid design
C++=Multi-speed foldable Sport+utility bike with speedometer
Java=A cheap chinese moped
C#=Bike with electric assist
Haskell=Chair(with wheels, but you won't like to use them anyway)
JavaScript=A kid's bike with training wheels
Lisp=A tribe of hired midgets carrying you in various ways
Prolog=Electric Train
Basic=A Car

Assembler - Zepplin.
C - Old and fashionable bi-plane.
C++ - V1 Rocket. Sometimes you hit your destination.
C# - Spit fighter.
Java - A really, really fancy hat.
Python - Push bike, easy to put together and maintain.

I haven't coded in anything other than those languages.