/prog/ - Velox Et Astrum thread #7

Name: =+==F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D==+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-08-09 6:43

new thread:
The game will be created under these development principles:
1.One Design - Multiple Implementations.
2.All aspects are reviewed by everyone.
3.No deadlines or concrete dates.
4.Each opinion and suggestion has to be proved and explained.(otherwise its discarded)
5.No restrictions on language/toolkit/libraries(see 1.)
If you have something complex to discuss is better handled by forum mentioned in my sig.

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Velox Et Astrum gamedev forum: http://etastrum.phpbb3now.com
The press does not tell us what to think, it tells us what to think about.

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>>1
My thumb is sore from scrolling that on my iPhone and now I can't fap :(

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I will make this thread worthwhile by posting random fortunes!

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Cursor, n.:
One whose program will not run.
-- Robb Russon

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A little pain never hurt anyone.

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You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
-- Steven Wright

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Look! Before our very eyes, the future is becoming the past.

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I'm still waiting for the "Honk if you hate Microsoft" [bumper sticker],
but that might get annoying, everyone honking at you.

-- From a Slashdot.org post

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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
-- Lily Tomlin

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All's well that ends.

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To err is human, to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System.

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Keep on keepin' on.

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Blessed are they who Go Around in Circles, for they Shall be Known as Wheels.

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"World conquerors sometimes become fools, but fools never become world
conquerors."
-- "The Outer Limits: The Invisibles"

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Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology:
There's always one more bug.

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* Simunye is on a oc3->oc12
<daem0n> simmy: bite me. :)
<Simunye> daemon: okay :)

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A bureaucrat's idea of cleaning up his files is to make a copy of everything
before he destroys it.

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somebody was calculating pi on the server

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:13

When the going gets tough, the tough go grab a beer.

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I always say beauty is only sin deep.
-- Saki, "Reginald's Choir Treat"

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Everything should be built top-down, except this time.

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He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others.
-- Samuel Johnson

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Digital Manipulator exceeding velocity parameters

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Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.

Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
A: To cover up the valve stem.

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Neuroses are red,
Melancholia's blue.
I'm schizophrenic,
What are you?

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<Flood> can I write a unix-like kernel in perl?

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored
power tools.

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You will be attacked by a beast who has the body of a wolf, the tail of
a lion, and the face of Donald Duck.

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Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take a miracle to get you out
of Casablanca and the Germans have outlawed miracles.
-- Casablanca

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Phone call for chucky-pooh.

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You are so boring that when I see you my feet go to sleep.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:15

If something has not yet gone wrong then it would ultimately have been
beneficial for it to go wrong.

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"He flung himself on his horse and rode madly off in all directions."

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It is better to wear out than to rust out.

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I'm frequently appalled by the low regard you Earthmen have for life.
-- Spock, "The Galileo Seven", stardate 2822.3

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Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.

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Fairy Tale, n.:
A horror story to prepare children for the newspapers.

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A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.

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Sun in the night, everyone is together,
Ascending into the heavens, life is forever.
-- Brand X, "Moroccan Roll/Sun in the Night"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:17

Don't read any sky-writing for the next two weeks.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:17

Consensus Terrorism:
    The process that decides in-office attitudes and behavior.
      -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated
   Culture"

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In a world without fences who needs Gates?

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The intelligence of any discussion diminishes with the square of the
number of participants.
-- Adam Walinsky

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You are in a maze of little twisting passages, all alike.

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"We will bury you."
-- Nikita Kruschev

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On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia.
-- W.C. Fields' epitaph

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It's a naive, domestic operating system without any breeding, but I
think you'll be amused by its presumption.

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Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more
interesting than it really is.
-- C. Schulz

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* Omnic looks at his 33.6k link and then looks at Joy
* Mercury cuddles his cable modem.. (=:]

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Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
-- Mark Twain

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I just had my entire INTESTINAL TRACT coated with TEFLON!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:19

The prayer of serenity applies here. To both of us. :-)
-- Larry Wall in <199710141802.LAA22443@wall.org>;

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:19

Why does a hearse horse snicker, hauling a lawyer away?
-- Carl Sandburg

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:19

I would rather say that a desire to drive fast sports cars is what sets
man apart from the animals.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:19

Real computer scientists like having a computer on their desk, else how
could they read their mail?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:19

The face of war has never changed. Surely it is more logical to heal
than to kill.
-- Surak of Vulcan, "The Savage Curtain", stardate 5906.5

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:20

The idea is to die young as late as possible.
-- Ashley Montague

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Love in your heart wasn't put there to stay.
Love isn't love 'til you give it away.
-- Oscar Hammerstein II

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If I had a Q-TIP, I could prevent th' collapse of NEGOTIATIONS!!

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"We came. We saw. We kicked its ass."
-- Bill Murray, _Ghostbusters_

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Innovation is hard to schedule.
-- Dan Fylstra

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Your society will be sought by people of taste and refinement.

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Life sucks, but death doesn't put out at all.
-- Thomas J. Kopp

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The best diplomat I know is a fully activated phaser bank.
-- Scotty

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"Who alone has reason to *lie himself out* of actuality? He who *suffers*
from it."
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

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I won't mention any names, because I don't want to get sun4's into
trouble... :-) -- Larry Wall in <11333@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV>;

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:22

Having a wonderful wine, wish you were beer.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:22

"90% of everything is crap", Its called Sturgeon's law 8)
One of the problems is indeed finding the good bits

- Alan Cox

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:22

Linux is obsolete
(Andrew Tanenbaum)

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Success is relative: It is what we can make of the mess we have made of things.
-- T.S. Eliot, "The Family Reunion"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:22

Neutrino overload on the nameserver

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Money doesn't talk, it swears.
-- Bob Dylan

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:23

You have a truly strong individuality.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:23

And ever has it been known that love knows not its own depth until the
hour of separation.
-- Kahlil Gibran

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:23

There are no emotional victims, only volunteers.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:24

Grelb's Reminder:
Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above
average drivers.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:24

"There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it."
-- C. S. Lewis, "The Chronicles of Narnia"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:24

No use getting too involved in life -- you're only here for a limited time.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:24

Agnes' Law:
Almost everything in life is easier to get into than out of.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:24

Can you buy friendship? You not only can, you must. It's the
only way to obtain friends. Everything worthwhile has a price.
-- Robert J. Ringer

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:24

Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:25

Logic is a little bird, sitting in a tree; that smells *_____awful*.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:25

<Kethryvis> Gruuk: UFies are above and beyond the human race :)

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:25

QOTD:
Flash! Flash! I love you! ...but we only have fourteen hours to
save the earth!

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He looked at me as if I were a side dish he hadn't ordered.
-- Ring Lardner

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:25

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:25

philosophy:
The ability to bear with calmness the misfortunes of our friends.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:26

What, after all, is a halo? It's only one more thing to keep clean.
-- Christopher Fry

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:26

Are the STEWED PRUNES still in the HAIR DRYER?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:26

A well-known friend is a treasure.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:26

Jayne: "You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?"

Mal: "You better laugh when you say that."
--Episode #7, "Jaynestown"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:26

Hand me a pair of leather pants and a CASIO keyboard -- I'm living for today!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:26

He is the MELBA-BEING ... the ANGEL CAKE ... XEROX him ... XEROX him --

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:27

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
-- Yogi Berra

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:27

Do not count your chickens before they are hatched.
-- Aesop

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:27

She's genuinely bogus.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:27

Forty two.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:27

I distinctly remember forgetting that. -Clara Barton

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:27

Graduate students and most professors are no smarter than undergrads.
They're just older.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:28

Math is like love -- a simple idea but it can get complicated.
-- R. Drabek

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:28

Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found to
make it complex and wonderful.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:28

Absent, adj.:
Exposed to the attacks of friends and acquaintances; defamed; slandered.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:28

Screen in a bar, advertising candy: "Not Mandatory"

[Ed: There's mandatory candy?]
--"Serenity"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:28

<Flav> Win 98 Psychic edition: We'll tell you where you're going tomorrow

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:29

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
-- Steven Wright

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:29

There's something different about us -- different from people of Europe,
Africa, Asia ... a deep and abiding belief in the Easter Bunny.
-- G. Gordon Liddy

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:29

Those who don't know, talk. Those who don't talk, know.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:29

A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur coat.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:29

Q: What do you call the scratches that you get when a female
sheep bites you?
A: Ewe nicks.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:30

The nation that controls magnetism controls the universe.
-- Chester Gould/Dick Tracy

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:30

Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:30

The British are coming! The British are coming!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:30

The difficult we do today; the impossible takes a little longer.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:30

QOTD:
"I tried buying a goat instead of a lawn tractor; had to return
it though. Couldn't figure out a way to connect the snow blower."

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:31

<xtifr> you don't have to be insane to work here....oh wait, yes you do!
:)

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:31

Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way
before it is understood.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:31

Too few computrons available.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:31

Man who arrives at party two hours late will find he has been beaten
to the punch.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:31

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
-- Ziggy

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:32

Fifth Law of Procrastination:
Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has the feeling that
there is nothing important to do.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:32

grep me no patterns and I'll tell you no lines.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:32

UNIX was not designed to stop you from doing stupid things, because that
would also stop you from doing clever things.
-- Doug Gwyn

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:32

Dow's Law:
In a hierarchical organization, the higher the level,
the greater the confusion.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:32

In English, every word can be verbed. Would that it were so in our
programming languages.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:33

* m2 stares at the monitor... it looks like a hamburger...
<Knghtbrd> m2 - that's a bad sign

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:33

Who made the world I cannot tell;
'Tis made, and here am I in hell.
My hand, though now my knuckles bleed,
I never soiled with such a deed.
-- A.E. Housman

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:33

Let's say the docs present a simplified view of reality... :-)
-- Larry Wall in <6940@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV>;

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:33

Maybe Jesus was right when he said that the meek shall inherit the
earth -- but they inherit very small plots, about six feet by three.
-- Lazarus Long

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:33

Even bytes get lonely for a little bit.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:34

Heard that the next Space Shuttle is supposed to carry several Guernsey cows?
It's gonna be the herd shot 'round the world.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:34

The world is coming to an end! Repent and return those library books!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:34

love, n.:
When, if asked to choose between your lover
and happiness, you'd skip happiness in a heartbeat.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:34

Q: Why does Washington have the most lawyers per capita and
New Jersey the most toxic waste dumps?
A: God gave New Jersey first choice.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:34

BEWARE! People acting under the influence of human nature.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:35

I only know what I read in the papers.
-- Will Rogers

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:35

bit bucket overflow

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:35

Is this the line for the latest whimsical YUGOSLAVIAN drama which also
makes you want to CRY and reconsider the VIETNAM WAR?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:35

Alden's Laws:
    (1) Giving away baby clothes and furniture is the major cause
   of pregnancy.
    (2) Always be backlit.
    (3) Sit down whenever possible.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:35

Win95 is not a virus; a virus does something.
-- unknown source

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:36

I did this 'cause Linux gives me a woody. It doesn't generate revenue.
(Dave '-ddt->` Taylor, announcing DOOM for Linux)

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:36

The only really decent thing to do behind a person's back is pat it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:36

/*
* At first I thought these guys were on crack, but then I discovered the
* LART.
*/

- comment from include/linux/mtd/cfi_endian.h

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:36

Banacek's Eighteenth Polish Proverb:
The hippo has no sting, but the wise man would rather be sat upon
by the bee.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:37

Anything that is worth doing has been done frequently. Things hitherto
undone should be given, I suspect, a wide berth.
-- Max Beerbohm, "Mainly on the Air"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:37

Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.
-- Josh Billings

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:37

I guess I've been wrong all my life, but so have billions of other people...
Certainty is just an emotion.
-- Hal Clement

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:37

If Love Were Oil, I'd Be About A Quart Low
-- Book title by Lewis Grizzard

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:37

The finest eloquence is that which gets things done.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:37

Am I elected yet?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:38

The man on tops walks a lonely street; the "chain" of command is often a noose.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:38

"Only the hypocrite is really rotten to the core."
-- Hannah Arendt.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:38

<JHM> Being overloaded is the sign of a true Debian maintainer.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:38

Teamwork is essential -- it allows you to blame someone else.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:38

"Mach was the greatest intellectual fraud in the last ten years."
    "What about X?"
    "I said `intellectual'."
      ;login, 9/1990

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:38

Everything you read in newspapers is absolutely true, except for that
rare story of which you happen to have first-hand knowledge.
-- Erwin Knoll

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:39

Windows 2000: Designed for the Internet.

The Internet: Designed for UNIX.

-- From a Slashdot.org post

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:39

Words must be weighed, not counted.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:39

He who has the courage to laugh is almost as much a master of the world
as he who is ready to die.
-- Giacomo Leopardi

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:39

Many are called, few volunteer.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:39

Linux -- Have you administered a real OS today?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:40

Humor in the Court:
Q: (Showing man picture.) That's you?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: And you were present when the picture was taken, right?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:40

"MSDOS didn't get as bad as it is overnight -- it took over ten years
of careful development."
(By dmeggins@aix1.uottawa.ca)

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:40

We reject: kings, presidents, and voting.
We believe in: rough consensus and working code.
-- Dave Clark

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:40

Tagline, you're it!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:40

A definition of teaching: casting fake pearls before real swine.
-- Bill Cain, "Stand Up Tragedy"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:40

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
-- Woody Allen

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:41

It is easier to make a saint out of a libertine than out of a prig.
-- George Santayana

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:41

When in doubt, tell the truth.
-- Mark Twain

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:41

In a gathering of two or more people, when a lighted cigarette is
placed in an ashtray, the smoke will waft into the face of the non-smoker.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:41

A little experience often upsets a lot of theory.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:41

Good night, Austin, Texas, wherever you are!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:41

Non-sequiturs make me eat lampshades.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:42

* Endy needs to consult coffee :P
<Endy> coffee the bot person, not coffee the beverage :)
<knghtbrd> consulting the beverage may help too =>

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:42

Truth will out this morning. (Which may really mess things up.)

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:42

Mal (looking at the transmitter past a fall to certain doom): "'Hard to get
to'?! That's a fact!"
--"Serenity"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:42

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow
morning, sleep late.
-- Henny Youngman

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:42

fortune: No such file or directory

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:42

What sin has not been committed in the name of efficiency?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:43

Some people have parts that are so private they themselves have no
knowledge of them.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:43

You will hear good news from one you thought unfriendly to you.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:43

Silence is the only virtue you have left.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:43

Here I am at the flea market but nobody is buying my urine sample bottles ...

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:43

T-shirt Of The Day:
I'm the person your mother warned you about.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:43

Hiroshima '45
Tschernobyl '86
Windows '95

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:44

filibuster, n.:
Throwing your wait around.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:44

<|ryan|> I don't use deb
<netgod> u poor man
<Disconnect> netgod: heh
<Kingsqueak> apt-get install task-p0rn

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:44

Prof: So the American government went to IBM to come up with a data
encryption standard and they came up with ...
Student: EBCDIC!"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:44

You're growing out of some of your problems, but there are others that
you're growing into.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:44

If the master dies and the disciple grieves, the lives of both have
been wasted.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:45

Money cannot buy love, nor even friendship.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:45

Evolution is a million line computer program falling into place by accident.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:45

I don't wish to appear overly inquisitive, but are you still alive?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:45

You have a tendency to feel you are superior to most computers.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:45

Maybe we could paint GOLDIE HAWN a rich PRUSSIAN BLUE --

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:45

The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
-- Charles de Gaulle

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:46

I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.
-- Neil Armstrong

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:46

I once decorated my apartment entirely in ten foot salad forks!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:46

I hold it, that a little rebellion, now and then, is a good thing...
-- Thomas Jefferson

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:46

Tobacco is a filthy weed,
That from the devil does proceed;
It drains your purse, it burns your clothes,
And makes a chimney of your nose.
-- B. Waterhouse

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:46

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
-- Alexander Woollcott

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:46

zeal, n.:
Quality seen in new graduates -- if you're quick.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:47

All other things being equal, a bald man cannot be elected President of
the United States.
-- Vic Gold

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:47

I find this corpse guilty of carrying a concealed weapon and I fine it $40.
-- Judge Roy Bean, finding a pistol and $40 on a man he'd
just shot.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:47

I'm meditating on the FORMALDEHYDE and the ASBESTOS leaking into my
PERSONAL SPACE!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:47

In a world without fences who needs Gates?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:47

Vulcans never bluff.
-- Spock, "The Doomsday Machine", stardate 4202.1

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:47

Killing is wrong.
-- Losira, "That Which Survives", stardate unknown

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:48

I must follow the people. Am I not their leader? -Benjamin Disraeli

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:48

I love mankind ... It's people I hate.
-- Schulz

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:48

Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life.
-- Eric Hoffer

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:48

Avoid the Gates of Hell. Use Linux
(Unknown source)

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:48

Life is the living you do, Death is the living you don't do.
-- Joseph Pintauro

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:49

How should I know if it works? That's what beta testers are for. I
only coded it.
-- Attributed to Linus Torvalds, somewhere in a posting

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:49

Heisenberg may have been here.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:49

Got a complaint about the Internal Revenue Service?
Call the convenient toll-free "IRS Taxpayer Complaint Hot Line Number":

1-800-AUDITME

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:49

Anything is possible on paper.
-- Ron McAfee

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:49

You have a reputation for being thoroughly reliable and trustworthy.
A pity that it's totally undeserved.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:49

Kaylee: "Don't let the space bugs bite! (embarrassed, to herself) "Space
bugs?"
--Episode #14, "Objects in Space"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:50

We Klingons believe as you do -- the sick should die. Only the strong
should live.
-- Kras, "Friday's Child", stardate 3497.2

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:50

Linux. When you want to get there today!

-- Jeremy Hinegardner

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:50

"I'd love to go out with you, but it's my parakeet's bowling night."

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:50

If God hadn't wanted you to be paranoid, He wouldn't have given you such
a vivid imagination.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:50

Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:51

<Chalky> gcc is the best compressor ever ported to linux. it can turn
12MB of kernel source (and that's .debbed) into a 500k kernel

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:51

The mome rath isn't born that could outgrabe me.
-- Nicol Williamson

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:51

I feel better about world problems now!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:51

One picture is worth more than ten thousand words.
-- Chinese proverb

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:51

Poverty begins at home.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:51

If what they've been doing hasn't solved the problem, tell them to
do something else.
-- Gerald Weinberg, "The Secrets of Consulting"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:52

If this is timesharing, give me my share right now.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:52

There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a vacuum.
-- Arthur C. Clarke

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:52

Stray Alpha Particles from memory packaging caused Hard Memory Error on Server.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:52

I cannot draw a cart, nor eat dried oats; If it be man's work I will do it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:52

Anyone who imagines that all fruits ripen at the same time
as the strawberries, knows nothing about grapes.
-- Philippus Paracelsus

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:53

A farmer with extremely prolific hens posted the following sign. "Free
Chickens. Our Coop Runneth Over."

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:53

If you're happy, you're successful.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:53

If you give Congress a chance to vote on both sides of an issue, it
will always do it.
-- Les Aspin, D., Wisconsin

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:53

Your temporary financial embarrassment will be relieved in a surprising manner.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:53

Real Time, adj.:
Here and now, as opposed to fake time, which only occurs there and then.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:53

The grave's a fine and private place,
but none, I think, do there embrace.
-- Andrew Marvell

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:54

<wichert> 8am is an ungoldly hour to be awake :)
* gorgo usually gets up at 11am

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:54

Real Programmers don't eat quiche. They eat Twinkies and Szechwan food.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:54

I'm having sex to the rhapsodic strains of Daft Punk

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:54

leverage, n.:
Even if someone doesn't care what the world thinks
about them, they always hope their mother doesn't find out.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:54

Humanity has the stars in its future, and that future is too important to be
lost under the burden of juvenile folly and ignorant superstition.
- Isaac Asimov

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:55

White dwarf seeks red giant for binary relationship.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:55

... though his invention worked superbly -- his theory was a crock of sewage
from beginning to end.
-- Vernor Vinge, "The Peace War"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:55

What is a magician but a practising theorist?
-- Obi-Wan Kenobi

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:55

Ambidextrous, adj.:
Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:55

Today is the first day of the rest of the mess.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:55

I'm GLAD I remembered to XEROX all my UNDERSHIRTS!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:56

Zoe: "Something ain't right."

Wash: "Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail."
--Episode #1, "Serenity"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:56

Staff meeting in the conference room in %d minutes.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:56

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:56

I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity.
-- Bill Veeck

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:56

The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact
mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.
- Frank Zappa

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:57

"The lesser of two evils -- is evil."
-- Seymour (Sy) Leon

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:57

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:57

Between infinite and short there is a big difference.
-- G.H. Gonnet

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:57

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even
where there is no river.
-- Nikita Khrushchev

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:57

Marriage Ceremony: An incredible metaphysical sham of watching God and the
law being dragged into the affairs of your family.
-- O. C. Ogilvie

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:58

You must dine in our cafeteria. You can eat dirt cheap there!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:58

When you're not looking at it, this fortune is written in FORTRAN.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:58

"I may kid around about drugs, but really, I take them seriously."
- Doctor Graper

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:58

There is more simplicity in the man who eats caviar on impulse than in the
man who eats Grape-Nuts on principle.
-- G.K. Chesterton

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:58

If a camel is a horse designed by a committee, then a consensus forecast is a
camel's behind.
-- Edgar R. Fiedler

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:59

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's
listening.
-- Franklin P. Jones

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:59

May you do Good Magic with Perl.
-- Larry Wall's blessing

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:59

To err is human, to purr feline.
To err is human, two curs canine.
To err is human, to moo bovine.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:59

"I'm a mean green mother from outer space"
-- Audrey II, The Little Shop of Horrors

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:00

I suppose that in a few hours I will sober up. That's such a sad
thought. I think I'll have a few more drinks to prepare myself.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:00

Forty two.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:00

"I'd love to go out with you, but the last time I went out, I never came back."

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:00

You are not dead yet. But watch for further reports.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:00

"And they told us, what they wanted...
Was a sound that could kill some-one, from a distance." -- Kate Bush

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:01

Deliberation, n.:
    The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is
    buttered on.
      -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:01

There are no threads in a.b.p.erotica, so there's no gain in using a
threaded news reader.
(Unknown source)

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:01

Q: What do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?
A: The same middle name.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:01

I'm a fuschia bowling ball somewhere in Brittany

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:01

A sadist is a masochist who follows the Golden Rule.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:01

Practical people would be more practical if they would take a little
more time for dreaming.
-- J. P. McEvoy

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:02

Endless Loop, n.:
    see Loop, Endless.
Loop, Endless, n.:
    see Endless Loop.
      -- Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:02

I've no regrets. I was sincere in everything I said.
-- Former Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf,
annoucing his new book

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:02

You shall judge of a man by his foes as well as by his friends.
-- Joseph Conrad

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:02

Between grand theft and a legal fee, there only stands a law degree.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:02

Chinese saying: "He who speak with forked tongue, not need chopsticks."

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:02

Evil isn't all bad.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:03

System going down at 5 this afternoon to install scheduler bug.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:03

Don't ever slam a door; you might want to go back.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:03

* joeyh cvs commits his home directory. Aaaaaa
<drow> eeeeeeek
<drow> joeyh: That is simply evil. Period.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:03

Government lies, and newspapers lie, but in a democracy they are different lies.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:03

One seldom sees a monument to a committee.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:03

A dream will always triumph over reality, once it is given the chance.
-- Stanislaw Lem

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:04

kernel, n.:
A part of an operating system that preserves the medieval
traditions of sorcery and black art.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:04

Slight disorientation after prolonged system uptime is normal for new Linux
users. Please do not adjust your browser.

-- From a Slashdot.org post

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:04

A sinking ship gathers no moss.
-- Donald Kaul

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:04

Live in a world of your own, but always welcome visitors.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:04

"You can't have filenames longer than 14 chars.
You can't even think about them!"
-- Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:05

Inara: "It wasn't entirely a disaster."

Mal: "I got stabbed! Right here!"

Inara: "You also lined up exciting new crime."
--Episode #4, "Shindig"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:05

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do
the work.
-- John G. Pollard

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:05

Cahn's Axiom:
When all else fails, read the instructions.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:05

I thought YOU silenced the guard!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:05

CChheecckk yyoouurr dduupplleexx sswwiittcchh..

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:05

Thus mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know
what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.
-- Bertrand Russell

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:06

Knocked, you weren't in.
-- Opportunity

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:06

Happiness is twin floppies.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:06

Know what I hate most? Rhetorical questions.
-- Henry N. Camp

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:06

I remember Ulysses well... Left one day for the post office to mail a letter,
met a blonde named Circe on the streetcar, and didn't come back for 20 years.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:06

Teacher: "The Central Planets formed the Alliance, so everyone can
enjoy the comfort and enlightenment of true civilization."
--"Serenity"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:07

Beware of the man who knows the answer before he understands the question.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:07

Write-only-memory subsystem too slow for this machine. Contact your local dealer.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:07

MS-DOS, you can't live with it, you can live without it.
-- from Lars Wirzenius' .sig

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:07

Richard B. Johnson wrote:
It's a "tomorrow" thing. Ten hours it too long to stare at a
screen.

Sissy!

- Jens Axboe on linux-kernel

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:07

The Celts invented two things, Whiskey and self-destruction.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:08

Book: "A government is a body of people -- usually notably ungoverned.

Simon: "Now you're quoting the captain."
--Episode #10, "War Stories"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:08

TOO BAD YOU CAN'T BUY a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin
real fast and freak everybody out.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:08

Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way.
-- Pink Floyd

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:08

Fourth Law of Thermodynamics:
If the probability of success is not almost one, it is damn near zero.
-- David Ellis

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:08

There are ten or twenty basic truths, and life is the process of
discovering them over and over and over.
-- David Nichols

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:08

You mean now I can SHOOT YOU in the back and further BLUR th'
distinction between FANTASY and REALITY?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:09

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:09

You have a truly strong individuality.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:09

Honesty's the best policy.
-- Miguel de Cervantes

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:09

The big cities of America are becoming Third World countries.
-- Nora Ephron

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:09

The absence of labels [in ECL] is probably a good thing.
-- T. Cheatham

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:10

The PINK SOCKS were ORIGINALLY from 1952!! But they went to MARS
around 1953!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:10

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
-- Samuel Goldwyn

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:10

If you don't do the things that are not worth doing, who will?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:10

When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.
-- Henry J. Kaiser

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:10

I have a VISION! It's a RANCID double-FISHWICH on an ENRICHED BUN!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:10

Rascal, am I? Take THAT!
-- Errol Flynn

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:11

Psychology. Mind over matter. Mind under matter? It doesn't matter.
Never mind.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:11

Actors will happen even in the best-regulated families.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:11

In a world without fences who needs Gates?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:11

Humor in the Court:
Q: (Showing man picture.) That's you?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: And you were present when the picture was taken, right?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:11

"He don't know me vewy well, DO he?" -- Bugs Bunny

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:12

Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to
twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:12

If you took all the students that felt asleep in class and laid them end to
end, they'd be a lot more comfortable.
-- "Graffiti in the Big Ten"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:12

It is not for me to attempt to fathom the inscrutable workings of Providence.
-- The Earl of Birkenhead

Name: =+==F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D==+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-08-09 14:12

Just 4 new sigs for all these lousy 'fortunes'. However its a step-up from that sentence generator.

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Our lives are awkward and fragile and we have only one thing to keep us sane: pity, and the man without pity is mad.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:12

You can bear anything if it isn't your own fault.
-- Katharine Fullerton Gerould

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:12

The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at
least until we've finished building it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:13

It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be
coming up it.
-- Henry Allen

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:13

No matter how subtle the wizard, a knife in the shoulder blades will seriously
cramp his style.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:13

mophobia, n.:
Fear of being verbally abused by a Mississippian.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:13

Things will get better despite our efforts to improve them.
-- Will Rogers

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:13

USENET would be a better laboratory if there were more labor and less oratory.
-- Elizabeth Haley

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:13

Stenderup's Law:
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:14

It is sweet to let the mind unbend on occasion.
-- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:14

We have seen the light at the end of the tunnel, and it's out.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:14

Lie, n.:
A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one
discovered to date.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:14

Multics is security spelled sideways.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:14

"I am getting pretty good at running diff and patch now."

- Jeff Merkey

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:15

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom.
-- J.R.R. Tolkien

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:15

No man is useless who has a friend, and if we are loved we are indispensable.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:15

You have an ability to sense and know higher truth.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:15

Klatu barada nikto.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:15

Knebel's Law:
It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading
causes of statistics.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:15

Remember, there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
- Frank Zappa

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:16

Ionisation from the air-conditioning

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:16

   "Daddy, Daddy, make
    Santa Claus go away!"
   "I can't, son;
      he's grown too
      powerful."
   "HO HO HO!"
-- Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:16

Chemist who falls in acid will be tripping for weeks.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:16

<Iambe> conning the most intellegent people on the planet is not easy

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:16

<sct> Anyone want the new supermount? :)
<klogd> whats new aboutit
<sct> klogd: It cleans whiter than white. :)
-- Seen on #Linux

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:16

Little hamster in running wheel had coronary; waiting for replacement to be Fedexed from Wyoming

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:17

Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you
don't think.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:17

short leg on process table

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:17

Admiration, n.:
Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:17

What, after all, is a halo? It's only one more thing to keep clean.
-- Christopher Fry

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:17

What I need is a MATURE RELATIONSHIP with a FLOPPY DISK ...

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:18

The best audience is intelligent, well-educated and a little drunk.
-- Maurice Baring

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:18

Cops never say good-bye. They're always hoping to see you again in the line-up.
-- Raymond Chandler

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:18

It is better to wear out than to rust out.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:18

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if
I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?"
-- Steven Wright

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:18

Reply hazy, ask again later.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:18

Windows without the X is like making love without a partner.
-- MaDsen Wikholm, mwikholm@at8.abo.fi

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:19

Baker's First Law of Federal Geometry:
A block grant is a solid mass of money surrounded on all sides by
governors.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:19

Command, n.:
Statement presented by a human and accepted by a computer in
such a manner as to make the human feel as if he is in control.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:19

Mal: "You called the Feds."

Jayne: "What? I got pinched!"

Mal: "Which is what happens when you call the Feds."
--Episode #9, "Ariel"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:19

Krogt, n. (chemical symbol: Kr):
The metallic silver coating found on fast-food game cards.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:20

Hodie natus est radici frater.

[ Unto the root is born a brother ]

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:20

Hempstone's Question:
If you have to travel on the Titanic, why not go first class?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:20

Flattery is like cologne -- to be smelled, but not swallowed.
-- Josh Billings

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:20

Hollywood is where if you don't have happiness you send out for it.
-- Rex Reed

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:20

"Being against torture ought to be sort of a multipartisan thing."
-- Karl Lehenbauer, as amended by Jeff Daiell, a Libertarian

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:21

I'm having BEAUTIFUL THOUGHTS about the INSIPID WIVES of smug and
wealthy CORPORATE LAWYERS ...

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:21

Is this TERMINAL fun?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:21

All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies.
-- The Book of Bokonon / Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:21

My LESLIE GORE record is BROKEN ...

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:21

I've enjoyed just about as much of this as I can stand.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:21

You are capable of planning your future.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:22

Real programmers don't bring brown-bag lunches. If the vending machine
doesn't sell it, they don't eat it. Vending machines don't sell quiche.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:22

TOO BAD YOU CAN'T BUY a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin
real fast and freak everybody out.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:22

Someone's tie is caught in the printer, and if anything else gets printed, he'll be in it too.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:22

Wonderful day. Your hangover just makes it seem terrible.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:22

I still miss Windows, but my aim is getting better.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:22

Virtue is a relative term.
-- Spock, "Friday's Child", stardate 3499.1

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:23

War is an equal opportunity destroyer.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:23

<wc> red dye causes cancer, haven't you heard? (;
<Knghtbrd> fucking everything causes cancer, haven't you heard?
<Knghtbrd> =>
<archon> no, that causes aids

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:23

Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral.
-- Kehlog Albran, "The Profit"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:23

It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:23

Microsoft is to Software as McDonalds is to Cuisine.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:23

"In matters of principle, stand like a rock; in matters of taste, swim with
the current."
-- Thomas Jefferson

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:24

"Just think, with VLSI we can have 100 ENIACS on a chip!"
-- Alan Perlis

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:24

This is the sort of English up with which I will not put.
-- Winston Churchill

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:24

Reality must take precedence over public relations, for Mother Nature
cannot be fooled.
-- R.P. Feynman

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:24

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:24

Q: What is printed on the bottom of beer bottles in Minnesota?
A: Open other end.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:24

audophile, n:
Someone who listens to the equipment instead of the music.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:24

QOTD:
"What do you mean, you had the dog fixed? Just what made you
think he was broken!"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:25

Flattery will get you everywhere.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:25

<nonlinear> .net is microsofts perverted version of a java networked
environment uglified for windows-specific crap

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:25

I thought there was something fishy about the butler. Probably a Pisces,
working for scale.
-- Firesign Theatre, "The Further Adventures of Nick Danger"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:25

"I'd crawl over an acre of 'Visual This++' and 'Integrated Development
That' to get to gcc, Emacs, and gdb. Thank you."
(By Vance Petree, Virginia Power)

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:25

"The medium is the massage."
-- Crazy Nigel

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:25

We are experiencing system trouble -- do not adjust your terminal.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:26

The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two
chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.
-- Carl Jung

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:26

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, then
you clearly don't understand the situation.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:26

I haven't been married in over six years, but we had sexual counseling
every day from Oral Roberts!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:26

Hardware, n.:
The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:26

By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:27

That's no moon...
-- Obi-wan Kenobi

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:27

Boling's postulate:
If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:27

rain falls where clouds come
sun shines where clouds go
clouds just come and go
-- Florian Gutzwiller

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:27

I joined scientology at a garage sale!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:27

Why is it that all of the instruments seeking intelligent life in the
universe are pointed away from Earth?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:28

Neckties strangle clear thinking.
-- Lin Yutang

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:28

Anything is possible on paper.
-- Ron McAfee

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:28

All warranty and guarantee clauses become null and void upon payment of invoice.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:28

<_Anarchy_> Argh.. who's handing out the paper bags 8)

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:28

...Deep Hack Mode -- that mysterious and frightening state of
consciousness where Mortal Users fear to tread.
-- Matt Welsh

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:28

If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have
schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:29

The early worm gets the bird.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:29

Real Men don't make backups. They upload it via ftp and let the world mirror it.
-- Linus Torvalds

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:29

The life of a repo man is always intense.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:29

The difference between us is not very far,
cruising for burgers in daddy's new car.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:29

Life would be tolerable but for its amusements.
-- G.B. Shaw

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:30

You've always made the mistake of being yourself.
-- Eugene Ionesco

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:30

Two percent of zero is almost nothing.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:30

Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours.
-- Messiah's Handbook : Reminders for the Advanced Soul

Name: FIGS 2009-08-09 14:30

I'm fapping to this thread :D

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:30

Mosher's Law of Software Engineering:
Don't worry if it doesn't work right. If everything did, you'd
be out of a job.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:30

If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it's still a foolish thing.
-- Bertrand Russell

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:30

I have a terrible headache, I was putting on toilet water and the lid fell.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:31

Newton's Law of Gravitation:
What goes up must come down. But don't expect it to come down where
you can find it. Murphy's Law applies to Newton's.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:31

This is a test of the emergency broadcast system. Had there been an
actual emergency, then you would no longer be here.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:31

Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know.
-- Michel de Montaigne

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:31

At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer you will find
at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on the computer.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:31

Q: What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:32

It is easier to write an incorrect program than understand a correct one.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:32

Truthful, adj.:
Dumb and illiterate.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:32

The CPU has shifted, and become decentralized.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:32

<JHM> AIX - the Unix from the universe where Spock has a beard.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:32

Your wig steers the gig.
-- Lord Buckley

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:33

Forced to support NT servers; sysadmins quit.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:33

I found Rome a city of bricks and left it a city of marble.
-- Augustus Caesar

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:33

To communicate is the beginning of understanding.
-- AT&T

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:33

If anything can go wrong, it will.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:33

It's not the valleys in life I dread so much as the dips.
-- Garfield

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:34

Please, won't somebody tell me what diddie-wa-diddie means?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:34

There is always one thing to remember: writers are always selling somebody out.
-- Joan Didion, "Slouching Towards Bethlehem"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:34

Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:34

Every country has the government it deserves.
-- Joseph De Maistre

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:34

How do you explain school to a higher intelligence?
-- Elliot, "E.T."

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:34

Fat people of the world unite, we've got nothing to lose!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:35

There is Jackson standing like a stone wall. Let us determine to die,
and we will conquer. Follow me.
-- General Barnard E. Bee (CSA)

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:35

Give all orders verbally. Never write anything down that might go into a
"Pearl Harbor File".

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:35

Hideously disfigured by an ancient Indian curse?

WE CAN HELP!

Call (511) 338-0959 for an immediate appointment.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:35

Every man is as God made him, ay, and often worse.
-- Miguel de Cervantes

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:35

Circumstances rule men; men do not rule circumstances.
-- Herodotus

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:35

A vivid and creative mind characterizes you.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:36

If it's working, the diagnostics say it's fine.
If it's not working, the diagnostics say it's fine.
- A proposed addition to rules for realtime programming

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:36

Truth never comes into the world but like a bastard, to the ignominy
of him that brought her birth.
-- Milton

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:36

air, n.:
    A nutritious substance supplied by a bountiful Providence for the
    fattening of the poor.
      -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:36

You will have many recoverable tape errors.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:36

Madison's Inquiry:
If you have to travel on the Titanic, why not go first class?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:36

Life may have no meaning, or, even worse, it may have a meaning of which
you disapprove.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:37

Somewhere, just out of sight, the unicorns are gathering.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:37

People say I live in my own little fantasy world... well, at least they
*know* me there!
-- D.L. Roth

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:37

The hope that springs eternal
Springs right up your behind.
-- Ian Drury, "This Is What We Find"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:37

Declared guilty... of displaying feelings of an almost human nature.
-- Pink Floyd, "The Wall"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:37

All progress is based upon a universal innate desire of every organism
to live beyond its income.
-- Samuel Butler, "Notebooks"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:38

"A power so great, it can only be used for Good or Evil!"
-- Firesign Theatre, "The Giant Rat of Summatra"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:38

A celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knownness.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:38

Goals... Plans... they're fantasies, they're part of a dream world...
-- Wally Shawn

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:38

Do you think the "Monkees" should get gas on odd or even days?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:38

You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night
to write.
-- Saul Bellow

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:38

The difficult we do today; the impossible takes a little longer.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:39

We want to create puppets that pull their own strings.
- Ann Marion

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:39

I met my latest girl friend in a department store. She was looking at
clothes, and I was putting Slinkys on the escalators.
-- Steven Wright

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:39

I don't care where I sit as long as I get fed.
-- Calvin Trillin

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:39

When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is
not hereditary.
-- Thomas Paine

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:39

We are not a clone.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:40

The best you get is an even break.
-- Franklin Adams

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:40

People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin
Franklin said it first.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:40

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
-- Steven Wright

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:40

QOTD:
"I never met a man I couldn't drink handsome."

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:40

Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only thing.
-- Albert Schweitzer

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:41

Desist from enumerating your fowl prior to their emergence from the shell.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:41

Instead of loving your enemies, treat your friends a little better.
-- Edgar W. Howe

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:41

If the human brain were so simple that we could understand it,
we would be so simple we couldn't.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:41

Wit, n.:
    The salt with which the American Humorist spoils his cookery
    ... by leaving it out.
      -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:41

One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters.
-- George Herbert

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:41

There's a whole WORLD in a mud puddle!
-- Doug Clifford

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:42

Some people live life in the fast lane. You're in oncoming traffic.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:42

I will make you shorter by the head.
-- Elizabeth I

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:42

"Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them
seemed to come from Texas."
- Ian Fleming, "Casino Royale"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:42

Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:42

I am the mother of all things, and all things should wear a sweater.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:42

I left my WALLET in the BATHROOM!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:43

"I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk"
-- John Huston

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:43

Communicate! It can't make things any worse.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:43

Pollyanna's Educational Constant:
The hyperactive child is never absent.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:43

There are some things worth dying for.
-- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3201.7

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:43

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sam and Janet.
Sam and Janet who?
Sam and Janet Evening...

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:44

Very few profundities can be expressed in less than 80 characters.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:44

Men will always be men -- no matter where they are.
-- Harry Mudd, "Mudd's Women", stardate 1329.8

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:44

When in doubt, use brute force.
-- Ken Thompson

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:44

New members are urgently needed in the Society for Prevention of
Cruelty to Yourself. Apply within.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:45

Paul's Law:
You can't fall off the floor.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:45

magnetic interferance from money/credit cards

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:45

Senate, n.:
A body of elderly gentlemen charged with high duties and misdemeanors.
-- Ambrose Bierce

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:45

Ignorance is bliss.
-- Thomas Gray

Fortune updates the great quotes, #42:
BLISS is ignorance.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:45

What is algebra, exactly? Is it one of those three-cornered things?
-- J.M. Barrie

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:45

This report is filled with omissions.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:46

"Never ascribe to malice that which is caused by greed and ignorance."
-- Cal Keegan

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:46

Ehrman's Commentary:
(1) Things will get worse before they get better.
(2) Who said things would get better?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:46

Poland has gun control.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:46

"Why should we subsidize intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:46

Okay. I am now awake. I will now try the kernel thread. Looks
simple.

- Richard Johnson on linux-kernel

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:46

Freedom from incrustation of grime is contiguous to rectitude.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:47

Inform all the troops that communications have completely broken down.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:47

Those who don't know, talk. Those who don't talk, know.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:47

"Floggings will continue until morale improves."
-- anonymous flyer being distributed at Exxon USA

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:47

Staff meeting in the conference room in 3 minutes.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:47

No excellent soul is exempt from a mixture of madness.
-- Aristotle

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:48

I have gained this by philosophy:
that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law.
-- Aristotle

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:48

Mankind is poised midway between the gods and the beasts.
-- Plotinus

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:48

The things that interest people most are usually none of their business.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:48

1.79 x 10^12 furlongs per fortnight -- it's not just a good idea, it's
the law!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:48

standards, n.:
The principles we use to reject other people's code.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:48

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sam and Janet.
Sam and Janet who?
Sam and Janet Evening...

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:49

"Surely you can't be serious."
"I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley."
-- "Airplane"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:49

It seems intuitively obvious to me, which means that it might be wrong.
-- Chris Torek

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:49

The executioner is, I hear, very expert, and my neck is very slender.
-- Anne Boleyn

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:49

static from nylon underwear

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:49

If it's worth doing, it's worth doing for money.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:49

The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This
means that only left handed people are in their right mind.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:49

Fourth Law of Revision:
It is usually impractical to worry beforehand about
interferences -- if you have none, someone will make one for you.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:50

Digital circuits are made from analog parts.
-- Don Vonada

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:50

The philosopher's treatment of a question is like the treatment of an illness.
-- Wittgenstein.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:50

Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must
have somebody to divide it with.
-- Mark Twain

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:50

Elves on strike. (Why do they call EMAG Elf Magic)

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:50

Pardon me while I laugh.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:50

You can't cheat an honest man. Never give a sucker an even break or
smarten up a chump.
-- W.C. Fields

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:51

You're too beautiful to ignore. Too much woman.
-- Kirk to Yeoman Rand, "The Enemy Within", stardate unknown

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:51

The mome rath isn't born that could outgrabe me.
-- Nicol Williamson

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:51

Nobody ever ruined their eyesight by looking at the bright side of something.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:51

Rule of Defactualization:
Information deteriorates upward through bureaucracies.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:51

Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't,
and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:51

Try to divide your time evenly to keep others happy.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:52

The end of labor is to gain leisure.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:52

Where will it all end? Probably somewhere near where it all began.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:52

You will probably marry after a very brief courtship.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:52

Given a choice between grief and nothing, I'd choose grief.
-- William Faulkner

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:52

Zoe: "Is that Jayne? Is that really him? Wash, pinch me, I must be
dreaming!"
--Episode #7, "Jaynestown"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:52

Linux - It is now safe to turn on your computer.

-- From a Slashdot.org post

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:53

In Hollywood, all marriages are happy. It's trying to live together
afterwards that causes the problems.
-- Shelley Winters

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:53

That money talks,
I'll not deny,
I heard it once,
It said "Good-bye.
-- Richard Armour

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:53

A formal parsing algorithm should not always be used.
-- D. Gries

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:53

Nullum magnum ingenium sine mixtura dementiae fuit.
[There is no great genius without some touch of madness.]
-- Seneca

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:53

<RoboHak> hmm, lunch does sound like a good idea
<Knghtbrd> would taste like a good idea too

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:53

interrupt configuration error

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:53

The most delightful day after the one on which you buy a cottage in
the country is the one on which you resell it.
-- J. Brecheux

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:53

* JHM wonders what Joey did to earn "I'd just like to say, for the record,
that Joey rules."
-- Seen on #Debian

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:54

Netscape is not a newsreader, and probably never shall be.
-- Tom Christiansen

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:54

"Today's robots are very primitive, capable of understanding only a few
simple instructions such as 'go left', 'go right', and 'build car'."
--John Sladek

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:54

When a lot of remedies are suggested for a disease, that means it can't
be cured.
-- Anton Chekhov, "The Cherry Orchard"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:54

Reading is thinking with someone else's head instead of one's own.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:54

Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:54

Humor in th Court:
Q: Do you drink when you're on duty?
A: I don't drink when I'm on duty, unless I come on duty drunk.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:54

I hate babies. They're so human.
-- H.H. Munro

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:55

It's hard to tune heavily tuned code. :-)
-- Larry Wall in <199801141725.JAA07555@wall.org>;

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:55

Vendor no longer supports the product

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:55

Sight is a faculty; seeing is an art.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:55

It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:55

If the American dream is for Americans only, it will remain our dream
and never be our destiny.
-- Ren'e de Visme Williamson

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:56

You will give someone a piece of your mind, which you can ill afford.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:56

Remember the... the... uhh.....

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:56

God gives us relatives; thank goodness we can chose our friends.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:56

There are twenty-five people left in the world, and twenty-seven of
them are hamburgers.
-- Ed Sanders

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:56

Virginia law forbids bathtubs in the house; tubs must be kept in the yard.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:57

Either I'm dead or my watch has stopped.
-- Groucho Marx's last words

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:57

Goes (Went) over like a lead balloon.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:57

The trouble with computers is that they do what you tell them, not what
you want.
-- D. Cohen

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:57

Why on earth do people buy old bottles of wine when they can get a
fresh one for a quarter of the price?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:57

One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:57

Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life.
-- Eric Hoffer

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:58

I can relate to that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:58

Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now -- always.
-- Albert Schweitzer

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:58

True to our past we work with an inherited, observed, and accepted vision of
personal futility, and of the beauty of the world.
-- David Mamet

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:58

Bad cafeteria food landed all the sysadmins in the hospital.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:58

QOTD:
"It seems to me that your antenna doesn't bring in too many
stations anymore."

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:59

Windows 2000, Users Zilch

-- From a Slashdot.org post

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:59

Truth is the most valuable thing we have -- so let us economize it.
-- Mark Twain

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:59

Winning isn't everything. It's the only thing.
-- Vince Lombardi

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:59

Real programmers don't bring brown-bag lunches. If the vending machine
doesn't sell it, they don't eat it. Vending machines don't sell quiche.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:59

Q: "What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic
existentialist?"
A: "Is there a dog?"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:59

"If we can't keep this sort of thing out of the kernel, we might as well
pack it up and go run Solaris."

- Larry McVoy

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:00

"Unibus timeout fatal trap program lost sorry"
- An error message printed by DEC's RSTS operating system for the PDP-11

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:00

A great nation is any mob of people which produces at least one honest
man a century.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:00

Mr. Universe: "You guys always bring me the very best violence."
--"Serenity"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:00

love, n.:
Love ties in a knot in the end of the rope.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:00

He who is known as an early riser need not get up until noon.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:01

A committee takes root and grows, it flowers, wilts and dies, scattering the
seed from which other committees will bloom.
-- Parkinson

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:01

Our business is run on trust. We trust you will pay in advance.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:01

Beware of geeks bearing graft.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:01

It's only by NOT taking the human race seriously that I retain
what fragments of my once considerable mental powers I still possess.
-- Roger Noe

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:01

Vini, vidi, Linux!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:01

This PORCUPINE knows his ZIPCODE ... And he has "VISA"!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:02

Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:02

The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it
were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.
-- H. L. Mencken

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:02

Maybe it's time to break that.
-- Larry Wall in <199710311718.JAA19082@wall.org>;

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:02

<Knghtbrd> Leave it to manoj to call procmail "puny"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:03

In California they don't throw their garbage away -- they make it into
television shows.
-- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:03

Hope is a waking dream.
-- Aristotle

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:03

Westheimer's Discovery:
A couple of months in the laboratory can frequently save a
couple of hours in the library.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:03

QOTD:
"Do you smell something burning or is it me?"
-- Joan of Arc

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:03

PEBKAC (Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair)

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:03

Marriage, n.:
The evil aye.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:04

When you jump for joy, beware that no-one moves the ground from beneath
your feet.
-- Stanislaw Lem, "Unkempt Thoughts"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:04

How can you govern a nation which has 246 kinds of cheese?
-- Charles de Gaulle

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:04

only available on a need to know basis

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:04

At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer you will find
at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on the computer.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:04

You are destined to become the commandant of the fighting men of the
department of transportation.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:04

"Open Standars, Open Documents, and Open Source"

-- Scott Bradner (Open Sources, 1999 O'Reilly and Associates)

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:04

These PRESERVES should be FORCE-FED to PENTAGON OFFICIALS!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:05

A star wars satellite accidently blew up the WAN.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:05

All your files have been destroyed (sorry). Paul.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:05

Meekness: Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worth while.
-- Ambrose Bierce

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:05

Nothing in progression can rest on its original plan. We may as well think of
rocking a grown man in the cradle of an infant. -- Edmund Burke

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:05

You never go anywhere without your soul.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:06

Endless the world's turn, endless the sun's spinning
Endless the quest;
I turn again, back to my own beginning,
And here, find rest.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:06

Behind every great man, there is a woman -- urging him on.
-- Harry Mudd, "I, Mudd", stardate 4513.3

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:06

The Korean War must have been fun.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:06

High altitude condensation from U.S.A.F prototype aircraft has contaminated the primary subnet mask. Turn off your computer for 9 days to avoid damaging it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:06

I think we are in Rats' Alley where the dead men lost their bones.
-- T.S. Eliot

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:06

Oh, wait, that was Randal...nevermind...
-- Larry Wall in <199709261754.KAA23761@wall.org>;

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:07

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine.
-- Irwin Edman

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:07

Only God can make random selections.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:07

If your OS needs a virus detector... RUN!!!
...Out and buy Linux!

-- Tim Wright

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:07

So much
depends
upon
a red

wheel
barrow
glazed with

rain
water
beside
the white
chickens.
-- William Carlos Williams, "The Red Wheel Barrow"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:07

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
-- Steven Wright

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:07

OK, so you're a Ph.D. Just don't touch anything.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:07

"If you can, help others. If you can't, at least don't hurt others."
-- the Dalai Lama

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:08

"If you can, help others. If you can't, at least don't hurt others."
-- the Dalai Lama

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:08

In the war of wits, he's unarmed.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:08

Disease can be cured; fate is incurable.
-- Chinese proverb

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:08

You have all eternity to be cautious in when you're dead.
-- Lois Platford

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:08

Imitation is the sincerest form of plagarism.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:08

A visit to a fresh place will bring strange work.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:09

Planet Claire has pink hair.
All the trees are red.
No one ever dies there.
No one has a head....

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:09

You don't have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.
-- J. D. Salinger

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:09

Thus spake the master programmer:
"After three days without programming, life becomes meaningless."
-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:09

Sears has everything.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:09

The tree of research must from time to time be refreshed with the blood
of bean counters.
-- Alan Kay

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:10

<knghtbrd> Nintendo Declares GCN Most Popular Console Ever
<knghtbrd> Who are they kidding?
<Mercury> knghtbrd: Stock holders?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:10

"It's not just a computer -- it's your ass."
-- Cal Keegan

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:10

This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. If this had been an
actual emergency, do you really think we'd stick around to tell you?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:10

Arguments are extremely vulgar, for everyone in good society holds exactly
the same opinion.
-- Oscar Wilde

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:10

SEMPER UBI SUB UBI!!!!

[ Always wear underwater ]

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:11

It is not well to be thought of as one who meekly submits to insolence and
intimidation.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:11

Exercise caution in your daily affairs.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:11

Could I have a drug overdose?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:11

In /users3 did Kubla Kahn
A stately pleasure dome decree,
Where /bin, the sacred river ran
Through Test Suites measureless to Man
Down to a sunless C.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:11

If a train station is a place where a train stops, what's a workstation?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:12

This must be morning. I never could get the hang of mornings.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:12

Operative: "Do you know what your sin is?"
--"Serenity"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:12

Cosmic ray particles crashed through the hard disk platter

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:12

I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:12

Brogan's Constant:
People tend to congregate in the back of the church and the
front of the bus.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:12

It's a very *__UN*lucky week in which to be took dead.
-- Churchy La Femme

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:13

Friends don't let friends use Windows 95.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:13

"Seed me, Seymour"
-- a random number generator meets the big green mother from outer space

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:13

Don't abandon hope. Your Captain Midnight decoder ring arrives tomorrow.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:13

Would the last person to leave Michigan please turn out the lights?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:13

QOTD:
How can I miss you if you won't go away?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:14

I've run DOOM more in the last few days than I have the last few
months. I just love debugging ;-)
-- Linus Torvalds

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:14

Send your questions to ``ASK ZIPPY'', Box 40474, San Francisco, CA
94140, USA

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:14

McEwan's Rule of Relative Importance:
When traveling with a herd of elephants, don't be the first to
lie down and rest.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:14

Loan-department manager: "There isn't any fine print. At these
interest rates, we don't need it."

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:14

The world needs more people like us and fewer like them.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:15

Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into
nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..."
--Episode #1, "Serenity"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:15

UH-OH!! We're out of AUTOMOBILE PARTS and RUBBER GOODS!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:15

Remember, God could only create the world in 6 days because he didn't
have an established user base.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:15

Minicomputer:
A computer that can be afforded on the budget of a middle-level manager.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:15

IBM's original motto:
Cogito ergo vendo; vendo ergo sum.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:15

In order to get a loan you must first prove you don't need it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:16

Experience is the worst teacher. It always gives the test first and
the instruction afterward.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:16

The only "ism" Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
-- Dorothy Parker

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:16

You always have the option of pitching baseballs at empty spray paint cans
in a cul-de-sac in a Cleveland suburb.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:16

Every nonzero finite dimensional inner product space has an orthonormal basis.

It makes sense, when you don't think about it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:16

Zoe: "I don't think she'd harm anyone."

Jayne: "Butcher knife!"

Zoe: "Anyone we can't spare."
--Episode #14, "Objects in Space"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:17

I am deeply CONCERNED and I want something GOOD for BREAKFAST!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:17

It is sweet to let the mind unbend on occasion.
-- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:17

An exotic journey in downtown Newark is in your future.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:17

I will never lie to you.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:17

fat electrons in the lines

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:18

Send some filthy mail.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:18

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
-- Carl Sagan

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:18

OVER the underpass! UNDER the overpass! Around the FUTURE and BEYOND REPAIR!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:18

[Wisdom] is a tree of life to those laying
hold of her, making happy each one holding her fast.
-- Proverbs 3:18, NSV

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:18

WARNING TO ALL PERSONNEL:

Firings will continue until morale improves.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:18

Windows NT: Only 16 megs needed to play Minesweeper!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:19

Why are these athletic shoe salesmen following me??

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:19

Lord, defend me from my friends; I can account for my enemies.
-- Charles D'Hericault

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:19

I do not find in orthodox Christianity one redeeming feature.
- Thomas Jefferson

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:19

Sex dumps core
(Sex is a Simple editor for X11)
-- Seen on debian bugtracking

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:19

Eschew obfuscation.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:19

I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a
knob called "brightness", but it doesn't seem to work.
-- Gallagher

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:20

We don't know one millionth of one percent about anything.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:20

A truly great man will neither trample on a worm nor sneak to an emperor.
-- B. Franklin

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:20

A little inaccuracy saves a world of explanation.
-- C.E. Ayres

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:20

Is knowledge knowable? If not, how do we know that?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:20

Assume a virtue, if you have it not. -William Shakespeare

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:21

..disk or the processor is on fire.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:21

Cleanliness is next to impossible.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:21

Never give an inch!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:21

"Existence of programs that do the impossible is
not a proof that that "impossible" is now possible."

- Tigran Aivazian

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:21

Photographing a volcano is just about the most miserable thing you can do.
-- Robert B. Goodman
[Who has clearly never tried to use a PDP-10. Ed.]

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:21

I called my parents the other night, but I forgot about the time difference.
They're still living in the fifties.
-- Strange de Jim

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:22

"Your butt is mine."
-- Michael Jackson, Bad

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:22

You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:22

Sed quis custodiet ipsos Custodes?
[Who guards the Guardians?]

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:22

network down, IP packets delivered via UPS

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:22

The person who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:22

Man is a military animal, glories in gunpowder, and loves parade.
-- P.J. Bailey

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:23

Business will be either better or worse.
-- Calvin Coolidge

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:23

Washington, D.C: Fifty square miles almost completely surrounded by reality.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:23

Mirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images.
-- Jean Cocteau

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:23

Marriage Ceremony: An incredible metaphysical sham of watching God and the
law being dragged into the affairs of your family.
-- O. C. Ogilvie

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:23

Delta: We're Amtrak with wings. -- David Letterman

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:24

To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:24

It takes two to tell the truth: one to speak and one to hear.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:24

Simon: (to Jayne) "Enemies? You? No, how can it be?"
--Episode #7, "Jaynestown"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:24

"355/113 -- Not the famous irrational number PI, but an incredible simulation!"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:24

The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything.
-- C. Schulz

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:25

Never promise more than you can perform.
-- Publilius Syrus

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:25

Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.
-- James Thurber

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:25

Santa Claus is watching!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:25

MERYL STREEP is my obstetrician!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:25

Beware of low-flying butterflies.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:26

Q: "What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic
existentialist?"
A: "Is there a dog?"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:26

Fascinating is a word I use for the unexpected.
-- Spock, "The Squire of Gothos", stardate 2124.5

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:26

Life, like beer, is merely borrowed.
-- Don Reed

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:26

Since when has the purpose of debian been to appease the interests of the
mass of unskilled consumers? -- Steve Shorter

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:26

Give me a sleeping pill and tell me your troubles.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:27

An algorithm must be seen to be believed.
-- D.E. Knuth

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:27

Growing old isn't bad when you consider the alternatives.
-- Maurice Chevalier

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:27

Moderation in all things.
-- Publius Terentius Afer [Terence]

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:27

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe.
-- Lao Tsu

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:27

Timing must be perfect now. Two-timing must be better than perfect.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:28

Love means nothing to a tennis player.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:28

"Go on, girl! You'll never get a better chance to buy Jif at this
price. *Carpe diem*, babe!"
-- "The Naked Consumer", Erik Larson

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:28

I know on which side my bread is buttered.
-- John Heywood

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:28

Power is the finest token of affection.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:28

cellular telephone interference

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:28

Let he who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:29

There is always something new out of Africa.
-- Gaius Plinius Secundus

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:29

untold wealth, n.:
What you left out on April 15th.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:29

"I am not sure what this is, but an `F' would only dignify it."
-- English Professor

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:29

A can of ASPARAGUS, 73 pigeons, some LIVE ammo, and a FROZEN DAQUIRI!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:29

Armor's Axiom:
Virtue is the failure to achieve vice.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:30

Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:30

The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:30

Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and
the lash.
-- Winston Churchill

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:30

It takes all kinds to fill the freeways.
-- Crazy Charlie

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:30

Barth's Distinction:
There are two types of people: those who divide people into two
types, and those who don't.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:31

Your nature demands love and your happiness depends on it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:31

It's hard to keep your shirt on when you're getting something off your chest.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:31

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:31

The reason they're called wisdom teeth is that the experience makes you wise.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:31

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a
lamp-post how it feels about dogs.
-- Christopher Hampton

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:31

Life is not for everyone.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:32

"It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milkbone underware."
-- Norm, from _Cheers_

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:32

Nobody ever died from oven crude poisoning.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:32

I can't die until the government finds a safe place to bury my liver.
-- Phil Harris

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:32

I want another RE-WRITE on my CEASAR SALAD!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:32

The secret of happiness is total disregard of everybody.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:32

You seek to shield those you love and you like the role of the provider.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:33

... the MYSTERIANS are in here with my CORDUROY SOAP DISH!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:33

Beggars should be no choosers.
-- John Heywood

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:33

Linux: The OS people choose without $200,000,000 of persuasion.
-- Mike Coleman

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:33

If you write something wrong enough, I'll be glad to make up a new
witticism just for you.
-- Larry Wall in <199702221943.LAA20388@wall.org>;

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:33

It seems to make an auto driver mad if he misses you.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:33

Where in the US is Linus?

He was in the "Promise Land".
-- David S. Miller <davem@caip.rutgers.edu>;

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:34

What causes the mysterious death of everyone?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:34

There is nothing wrong with writing ... as long as it is done in private
and you wash your hands afterward.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:34

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:34

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan a stately pleasure dome decree
But only if the NFL to a franchise would agree.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:34

As long as we're going to reinvent the wheel again, we might as well try making
it round this time.
- Mike Dennison

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:34

Newton's Law of Gravitation:
What goes up must come down. But don't expect it to come down where
you can find it. Murphy's Law applies to Newton's.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:35

All art is but imitation of nature.
-- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:35

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
-- Mae West

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:35

Ever feel like you're the head pin on life's bowling alley, and everyone's
rolling strikes?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:35

If I felt any more SOPHISTICATED I would DIE of EMBARRASSMENT!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:35

Logic doesn't apply to the real world.
-- Marvin Minsky

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:36

The goal of science is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature
is to build better mice.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:36

FORTRAN rots the brain.
-- John McQuillin

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:36

I have not yet begun to byte!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:36

Say "twenty-three-skiddoo" to logout.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:36

"Help save the world!" -- Larry Wall in README

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:37

Lucas' Law: Good will always win, because evil hires the _stupid_
engineers.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:37

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:37

The PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY is CRYING for an END to BURT REYNOLDS movies!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:37

"The Avis WIZARD decides if you get to drive a car. Your head won't touch the
pillow of a Sheraton unless their computer says it's okay."
-- Arthur Miller

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:38

It is impossible to defend perfectly against the attack of those who want
to die.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:38

First Rule of History:
History doesn't repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each other.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:38

Any excuse will serve a tyrant.
-- Aesop

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:38

"I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path."
-- Ronald Mabbitt

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:38

Someone in DAYTON, Ohio is selling USED CARPETS to a SERBO-CROATIAN

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:38

An Ada exception is when a routine gets in trouble and says
'Beam me up, Scotty'.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:39

Microsoft: Re-inventing square wheels

-- From a Slashdot.org post

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:39

You can always tell the people that are forging the new frontier.
They're the ones with arrows sticking out of their backs.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:39

I had no shoes and I pitied myself. Then I met a man who had no feet,
so I took his shoes.
-- Dave Barry

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:39

America: born free and taxed to death.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:39

Sometimes a man will tell his bartender things he'll never tell his doctor.
-- Dr. Phillip Boyce, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"),
stardate unknown.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:40

Rule the Empire through force.
-- Shogun Tokugawa

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:40

<jgoerzen> doogie: you sound highly unstable :-)
<Knghtbrd> jgoerzen - he is.
* doogie bops Knghtbrd
<Knghtbrd> see? Resorting to violence =D

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:40

"Any excuse will serve a tyrant."
-- Aesop

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:40

Sentimentality -- that's what we call the sentiment we don't share.
-- Graham Greene

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:40

People who develop the habit of thinking of themselves as world
citizens are fulfilling the first requirement of sanity in our time.
-- Norman Cousins

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:41

Happiness is a positive cash flow.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:41

In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling against prayer in schools
will be temporarily canceled.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:41

Illinois isn't exactly the land that God forgot -- it's more like the
land He's trying to ignore.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:41

Live fast, die young, and leave a flat patch of fur on the highway!
-- The Squirrels' Motto (The "Hell's Angels of Nature")

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:41

Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be SHOT AGAIN!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:42

Serfs up!
-- Spartacus

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:42

Mal: "If anyone gets nosy, just...you know... shoot 'em."

Zoe: "Shoot 'em?"

Mal: "Politely."
--Episode #1, "Serenity"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:42

* SynrG notes that the number of configuration questions to answer in
sendmail is NON-TRIVIAL

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:42

We all know Linux is great... it does infinite loops in 5 seconds.
-- Linus Torvalds

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:42

May you have many beautiful and obedient daughters.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:42

It is sweet to let the mind unbend on occasion.
-- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:43

It is Mr. Mellon's credo that $200,000,000 can do no wrong. Our
offense consists in doubting it.
-- Justice Robert H. Jackson

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:43

Oh, I've seen copies [of Linux Journal] around the terminal room at The Labs.
-- Dennis Ritchie

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:43

Complete Transient Lockout

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:43

The famous politician was trying to save both his faces.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:43

Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:43

"But don't you worry, its for a cause -- feeding global corporations' paws."

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:44

Death before dishonor. But neither before breakfast.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:44

River: "She's a liar and no good will come of her."

Jayne: "Well, I say as a rule that girlfolk ain't to be trusted."
--Episode #11, "Trash"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:44

Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:44

Some rise by sin and some by virtue fall.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:44

Dieters live life in the fasting lane.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:45

cellular telephone interference

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:45

Crime does not pay ... as well as politics.
-- Alfred E. Newman

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:45

I am not now, nor have I ever been, a member of the demigodic party.
-- Dennis Ritchie

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:45

Mal: "Well, lady I must say..." (admiring smile) "...you're my kinda
stupid."
--Episode #13, "Heart of Gold"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:45

HOORAY, Ronald!! Now YOU can marry LINDA RONSTADT too!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:46

What we see depends on mainly what we look for.
-- John Lubbock

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:46

I never cheated an honest man, only rascals. They wanted something for
nothing. I gave them nothing for something.
-- Joseph "Yellow Kid" Weil

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:46

Johnson's law:
Systems resemble the organizations that create them.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:46

gossip, n.:
Hearing something you like about someone you don't.
-- Earl Wilson

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:46

Time goes, you say?
Ah no!
Time stays, *we* go.
-- Austin Dobson

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:46

Receiving a million dollars tax free will make you feel better than
being flat broke and having a stomach ache.
-- Dolph Sharp, "I'm O.K., You're Not So Hot"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:47

Often things ARE as bad as they seem!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:47

Is this TERMINAL fun?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:47

Life is a game of bridge -- and you've just been finessed.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:47

The universe is made of stories, not of atoms.
-- Muriel Rukeyser

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:47

We are so fond of each other because our ailments are the same.
-- Jonathan Swift

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:47

Collaboration, n.:
A literary partnership based on the false assumption that the
other fellow can spell.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:48

Sometimes, too long is too long.
- Joe Crowe

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:48

Creditor, n.:
A man who has a better memory than a debtor.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:48

Alone, adj.:
In bad company.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:48

spaghetti cable cause packet failure

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:48

The secret of healthy hitchhiking is to eat junk food.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:48

Pardon me while I laugh.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:49

... I want a COLOR T.V. and a VIBRATING BED!!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:49

Nothing is easier than to denounce the evildoer; nothing is more difficult
than to understand him.
- Fyodor Dostoevski

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:49

Someone hooked the twisted pair wires into the answering machine.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:49

Weinberg's Principle:
An expert is a person who avoids the small errors while
sweeping on to the grand fallacy.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:49

"No one gets too old to learn a new way of being stupid."

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:50

Nadia Comaneci, simple perfection.
-- '76 Olympics

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:50

What happened last night can happen again.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:50

Avoid strange women and temporary variables.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:50

In order to get a loan you must first prove you don't need it.

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