Code off

Welcome to the first annual /prog/ Code off !

The language will be C.

Compeptitors include (in no particular order):

Mr. Ribs
Xarn
FV
Anonymous
W. T. Snacks

Rumor has it, that there may be a special guest appearance from either The Sussman or
Leah Culver.

What's the point of this, you ask?

It's to determine who is an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.

Marking criteria:

Optimization
Elegance

Bonus marks:
indentation

Good luck!

Once, one guy asked me to do his homework project thing. I gave him both the source and compiled code, and when he ran it in the lab, the professor saw a stream of the word ``PENIS'' displayed every second after two minutes of running the program. I guess he never tested it for more then two minutes. Anyway, he kicked my ass after that, but I'm still glad I did it.