Code off

Welcome to the first annual /prog/ Code off !

The language will be C.

Compeptitors include (in no particular order):

Mr. Ribs
Xarn
FV
Anonymous
W. T. Snacks

Rumor has it, that there may be a special guest appearance from either The Sussman or
Leah Culver.

What's the point of this, you ask?

It's to determine who is an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.

Marking criteria:

Optimization
Elegance

Bonus marks:
indentation

Good luck!

>>178
No it's not, there are still a few challenges to go before the final That is, however, the final challenge

>>171
Standing by for Double-Shot's applet.

>>178
Yes, real. At least a challenge I stand a chance in *grabs dead dof*

>>181
*grabs dead dof*
U MENA HASKAL

That doesn't look like a dick tower to me!

Just looks like gibbles

Dick tower is harder to implement than meets the eye. This is a worthy challenge indeed!

>>184
True, I tried and it didn't compile due to it's odd characters.

[john@haskal^o^:~] ghci
GHCi, version OLD http://www.haskell.org/ghc/  :yhbt for help
Loading package base ... linking ... done.
Prelude> putStrLn "(　≖‿≖)"
(V?V)
Prelude> :m System.IO.UTF8
Prelude System.IO.UTF8> System.IO.UTF8.putStrLn "(　≖‿≖)"
Loading package array-0.1.0.0 ... linking ... done.
Loading package bytestring-0.9.0.1 ... linking ... done.
Loading package utf8-stri*** Exception: stack overflow


mai dof is ded :(

And who do you think is at fault here (　≖‿≖)?