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PHP is soo lame

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-26 16:04

You can't even have php display information it receives from a user's program without it first storing it in a database and then reading from the shit it just stored! Fuck php and all of its ENTERPRISE GAYNESS.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-26 16:05

but better than ruby. at least you can use php without a fuckin' framework.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-26 16:07

You can't even have php display information it receives from a user's program without it first storing it in a database and then reading from the shit it just stored
WTF? IHBT, either by you or by that rasmus guy, can some /prog/rider confirm this?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-26 16:11

Still touring perfect.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-26 16:15

>>2
Ruby is more trendy though. Im pretty sure its the only language that can help you get laid.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-26 16:19

>>1
>>5
[Citation Needed]

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-26 16:44

>>3
Of course not.  I don't even see why you would associate PHP with databases, since its database support is just as flaky as the rest of the language/library.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-26 17:00

PHP IS THE HELL

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-26 19:17

PHP being Enterprisey? I chortled.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-26 20:50

Regardless, OP does have a point that PHP needs to interact with a database to display user input.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-26 20:56

My point is that PHP should stop fucking around with types. "5anuses" == 5? LOL U MENA... I don't even know what U MENA here.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-27 14:57

>>11 It's better than "5anuses" == 6

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