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i stopped reading here.
this is now a NO EXCEPTIONS thread.

>>2
throw "Oshi-";

>>1 Protip: Google has Haskell website with much higher ratings for years. It won't work.



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On a given day, a given circumstance, you think you have a limit. And you then go for this limit and you touch this limit, and you think, 'Okay, this is the limit.' As soon as you touch this limit, something happens and you suddenly can go a little bit further.

This thread is now about google searches which return /prog/ as the top result, or more generally the first page.

http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=valid+perl+code

http://www.google.com/search?q=U+MENA+HASKAL

>>5
www.google.com/search?q="posting in a no exceptions thread"

www.google.com/search?q=sussman+cudder

www.google.com/search?q=sicp+anus

i'm bored, so here's some more:
www.google.com/search?q=dead+dog+haskell
www.google.com/search?q=forced+indentation
www.google.com/search?q=touring+complete (second, not first)
www.google.com/search?q=touhou+11g (also second)
www.google.com/search?q=expert+bbcode+programmer
www.google.com/search?q=bbcode+failure

chinchin ga hoshii

http://www.google.com/search?q=hax+my+anus&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=com.anonix:en-US:unofficial&client=firefox-a