/prog/'s Elite Hackers

I'm what you would call a 'real hacker'. In 1988, I was arrested and charged, at the age of 11, with crashing 1,507 systems in one day and causing a single-day 7-point drop in the New York Stock Exchange. Upon conviction, I was banned from owning or operating computers or touch-tone telephones until my 18th birthday.

What's on your hacking resume?

>>40
(-_-)

i once killed a man through a well thought out, yet brutal, coded program i disguised to look like castlevania 3 simons quest

i found a way to crack SSL , rootkited the federal reserve computers and got cought . then i had my anus hacked in prison .

>>43
Will you give me access to your private area of hax if I payyou enough ;) ?

>>38
pl0x
Sorry, it's not for sub humans that use such retarded language.