/prog/'s Elite Hackers

I'm what you would call a 'real hacker'. In 1988, I was arrested and charged, at the age of 11, with crashing 1,507 systems in one day and causing a single-day 7-point drop in the New York Stock Exchange. Upon conviction, I was banned from owning or operating computers or touch-tone telephones until my 18th birthday.

What's on your hacking resume?

I once got arrested for yelling racial slurs at a negroid police officer. I had my laptop and a copy of 'The Reasoned Schemer' on me at the time.