/prog/'s Elite Hackers

I'm what you would call a 'real hacker'. In 1988, I was arrested and charged, at the age of 11, with crashing 1,507 systems in one day and causing a single-day 7-point drop in the New York Stock Exchange. Upon conviction, I was banned from owning or operating computers or touch-tone telephones until my 18th birthday.

What's on your hacking resume?

First I used my left hand to put three chopsticks into my right hand..stopped reading right here. What a weaboo.