/prog/'s Elite Hackers

I'm what you would call a 'real hacker'. In 1988, I was arrested and charged, at the age of 11, with crashing 1,507 systems in one day and causing a single-day 7-point drop in the New York Stock Exchange. Upon conviction, I was banned from owning or operating computers or touch-tone telephones until my 18th birthday.

What's on your hacking resume?

>>1
I once played WoW for 47 hour straight.

>>1
Well i released some buggy code and accidentally crashed millions of computers.
-Bill Gates, The ultimate 'real hacker'

If no one doesnt get OP's sense of humor, then /prog/ needs more movies in their lives

LOL IMMA C&P SOME HACKER'S BIO FROM WIKIPEDIA TOO GUISE!!

HANG ON, K!