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Aliens use SQL

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-18 23:59

Nagato stood in front of me with her legs slightly opened, and it's only now that I notice she's so serious that she even wrote her own name on her indoor shoes. Then, as if chanting a prayer, Nagato mumbled softly,
SELECT serial_code
FROM database
WHERE code='data'
ORDER BY aggressive_combat_data
HAVING terminate_mode
"Target name Asakura Ryoko, hostility confirmed. Disconnecting target's organic information interface."

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-19 3:00

But it's some weird alien dialect with a different syntax for the HAVING clause.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-07-19 3:04

>>2 http://www.techonthenet.com/sql/having.php



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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-19 5:37

wat?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-19 15:45

Is that a reference to Touhou(R) Danmaku 12g

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-19 16:17

Since most of us are programmers or work with programmers, we thought you might enjoy a little programming humor.

Here is our current joke. Enjoy!

    A woman called the Hewlett Packard help desk with a printer problem.

    The tech asked her if she was running the printer under ``Windows.''

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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-19 18:21

>>6
I parsed that as:
A woman [who was] called ``the Hewlett Packard''[...]

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-19 18:29

>>7
I parsed your faggot quotes for precisely what they were: Faggot quotes.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-19 19:15

>>7
Me too!!
>>8
Lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-19 19:38

>>8
Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-19 19:41

>>7,9
ME TOO TOO!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-14 18:42

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Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 8:56

>>7,9,11
Confirmed for autism.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 8:57

>>1
WHERE code='data'
code=data

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 11:34

>>14
Please learn to sage.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 14:58

I wonder, is Nagato's sql shell still waiting for that terminating semicolon?

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