I want to learn functional programming

What should I start with? Haskell looks weird, lisp has so many parentheses I want to ((((()))()())))((()))(((())))))))(())))()()
and erlang appears to be useless and weird.

With that said, I am willing to learn them since I know FUCK ALL about them.

go ahead, hax my anus...

>>31 Try these links:
http://www.w3schools.com/jsref/default.asp  
http://www.quirksmode.org/js/contents.html
https://developer.mozilla.org/en/Core_JavaScript_1.5_Reference

________________________________________________
http://xs135.xs.to/xs135/09042/av922.jpg
What actually transpires beneath the veil of an event horizon? Decent people shouldn't think too much about that.