I want to learn functional programming

What should I start with? Haskell looks weird, lisp has so many parentheses I want to ((((()))()())))((()))(((())))))))(())))()()
and erlang appears to be useless and weird.

With that said, I am willing to learn them since I know FUCK ALL about them.

go ahead, hax my anus...

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It's useless because I can't work with higher order functions, referential integrity and loeb easily. It's also strictly evaluated.