POLL: What's your favorite language?

One vote per person.  Posts that appear to be bot generated or same person will not be counted.

I'm going with java(and by that I really mean java+eclipse).  Programming without eclipse is like putting a screw into hard wood without pre-drilling a hole.

And programming in Java is like sticking your dick into a very slow-cooking toaster.

I'm going to assume you mean of languages that compile to an intermediate binary or a native binary, given the nature of your conjecture.

You also didn't specify a purpose for which the language will be used (which is where the positives and negatives of a given language really shine), so I imagine you mean for recreational use.

If that's the case, See Octothorpe for me.