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POLL: What's your favorite language?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 16:09

One vote per person.  Posts that appear to be bot generated or same person will not be counted.

I'm going with java(and by that I really mean java+eclipse).  Programming without eclipse is like putting a screw into hard wood without pre-drilling a hole.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 16:26

And programming in Java is like sticking your dick into a very slow-cooking toaster.

I'm going to assume you mean of languages that compile to an intermediate binary or a native binary, given the nature of your conjecture.

You also didn't specify a purpose for which the language will be used (which is where the positives and negatives of a given language really shine), so I imagine you mean for recreational use.

If that's the case, See Octothorpe for me.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 16:38

C (probably because it's the only compiled language I properly know).

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 16:45

I'm going with java(and by that I really mean java+eclipse)
IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 16:46

Scheme

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 16:47

I'm going with Lisp (and by that I mean Common Lisp). Factor looks nice, but isn't mature enough for my taste yet. Haskell is kind of cool, but it's filled with syntax (why otherwise smart people would put themselves through that, I'll never understand). APL is a PITA at this time with regard to free implementations. Same with Forth. Smalltalk is neat, but I'm not an all OO all the time kind of guy.

So Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 16:50

pascal.
fuck all your unneeded features.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 16:51

>>6
Oh, and Scheme is gay as hell. They gimped out all the useful features, invented unhygienic namespaces because lolminimal, and threw in a functional programming fetish.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 16:53

Programming without eclipse is like putting a screw into hard wood without pre-drilling a hole.
I have been, like, trolled. Programming with Eclipse is like forcing a screw through concrete by sitting on it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 16:59

JS it's the only one I know :3

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 17:00

C. Been programming in C forever and it never gets boring. C++ on the other hand is pure shit.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-12 17:03

I like ANSI C very much! But if I just want to code something real fast to get the job done I will probably use PHP for its simplicity! PHP gets the MILKRIBS4k seal of approval!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 17:07

>>12
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 17:09

I like Haskell, because I'm more of a mathematician that of a programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 17:10

>>12
PHP is one of the worst designed languages ever. It's a total mess and I'm not even trolling on this one.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 17:33

In order of preference:
(Common) LISP - favorite so far, I haven't had more fun coding in any other language as I've had in LISP.
C - for low level programs, or when speed is the most important thing
Ocaml - For those cases when everything is fully understood, defined and well-typed
In the past:
C# - for when I feel braindead.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 17:39

Perl, because I mostly do sysadmin stuff, otherwise Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 17:48

Haskell, though I wouldn't use it for a lot of purposes, e.g. GUI programming or game programming.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 18:08

Common LISP for my normal coding needs, Perl for sysadmin stuff.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-12 18:13

>>15
It gets the job done, and easily! I agree though that it is shit! If perl was only easier! ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 18:45

Ruby, I feel strong bonds with the community because I too am mentally unstable.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 20:09

PLT Scheme for things that need a GUI and Haskell for everything else.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 20:13

Visual Basic. It gets the job done and it's pretty cool over all.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 21:17

ocaml

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 21:38

C. High-level enough to be ported, low-level enough to be competitive with raw Asm.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 22:32

bbcode

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 23:07

Assembly.. It has everything I Need and nothing more. There references are also far better than any other language I've used.

Don't be scared, give it a try!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-13 0:12

Java

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-13 1:30

Japanese

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-13 1:39

python! ^___^

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-13 1:42

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-13 1:42

scheme

lisp is for C programmers

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-13 1:57

Why does Sussman hate on C so much? Not enough parenthases to make his code look like a penis?

Java.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-13 2:34

日本語

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-13 2:55

OP's question is like "What is your favourite tool?" -- there are times when you want a hammer, but other times a chisel might be better suited to the task at hand.

For the hammer, at the moment, I'd say Scala

Name: sage 2009-07-13 3:14

Common lisp and haskell? You're all a bunch of faggots.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-13 3:15

>>32
You can code purely functional code just as well in LISP as you would in Scheme. A good compiler will optimize tail-recursion just as well, even if it's not required in the standard.

Name: sage 2009-07-13 3:52

>>37
1) It took 50 years to get a compiler as fast as JAVA.
2) Optimized lisp looks like shit.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-13 4:06

>>38
1. Java doesn't even have tail recursion yet.
2. All Java looks like shit.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-13 5:03

>>38
Do you claim optimized Scheme looks a lot better?
There are many ways to optimize LISP and still keep it clean.
Do you claim highliy optimized C looks beautiful? What about optimized asm?
It will look as nice as you're willing to make it. Lisp offers you ways to write nice and clean code, and offers enough abstraction facilities to hide uglyness in optimization if you so desire.

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