/prog/ - SJIS room

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-11 13:26

On the off chance some actual expert programmers are lurking this board, could you write a script that would write sage in every thread ,5 times, on the first page, so the spam isn't visible?

Any exceptions?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-11 13:29

I‘m afraid that since /sjis/ declared war on /prog/¹ and never officially ended it, we cannot help you.

¹ Go find it yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-11 13:47

>>2
Go find it yourself.
Uhh... I'm already in /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-11 13:55

sage does not work this way.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-11 13:57

>>4
A thread show's the first 5 posts, if a bot could just write anything eg sage in every thread 5 times the spam would disappear...

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-11 14:04

>>5
This is what >>5 actually believes!

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-11 14:19

>>1
I could try writing this! I will post it later tonight!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-11 14:47

>>7
Please do Mr. Ribs...you're SJIS room's only hope, (and the only expert programmer lurking here, it seems...)

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-11 14:50

>>8
Great logical deduction there, Sherlock! Why don't you solve some more puzzling mysteries.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-11 14:59

>>9
shoot.

In my defense most of the people here either say "have you read your SICP today?" or "hax my anus" very little coding actually goes on.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-11 14:59

>>8
He's an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-11 15:01

>>10
we do all our coding offline, and post only trivial programs to /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-11 15:03

>>10
the whole 'hax my anus' thing has been on the decline, and you should read SICP

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-11 15:08

So basically, you want to counter spam with more spam...

Brilliant!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-11 15:20

>>14
In a nutshell? :D

>>13
I did it's shit.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-11 19:06

<?php

$sleeptime = 10; //Seconds to sleep inbetween posts!



function post($postid) {

$url = "http://dis.4chan.org/post";

$ch = curl_init();

curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_URL,$url);

curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_FAILONERROR, 1);

curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_FOLLOWLOCATION, 1);

curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER,1);

curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_TIMEOUT, 3);

curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_POST, 1);

curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_POSTFIELDS, "bbs=img&id=$postid& lol what 2&kotehan=sage&meiru=sage&com=sage&email=");

$result = curl_exec($ch);

curl_close($ch); 

}



$myfile = "http://dis.4chan.org/img/subject.txt";

$lines = file($myfile);



for($i = 0; $i < 12; $i++)

{

list ($threadname, $author, $threadicon, $id, $replies, $last, $lasttime) = explode("<>", $lines[$i]);

for($u = 0; $u < 10; $u++)

{

post($id);

sleep($sleeptime);

};

};



echo "Done!";

?>

MILKRIBS4k: The Provider!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-11 19:09

<?php
Stopped reading here.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-11 19:10

>>16
Wait a minute, change bbs=img&id=$postid& lol what 2&kotehan=sage&meiru=sage&com=sage&email= to bbs=sjis&id=$postid& lol what 2&kotehan=sage&meiru=sage&com=sage&email= !

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-11 19:18

>>18
Wait a minute, GTFO anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-11 20:02

>>16
You're gonna get him banned with this.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-11 20:31

>>20
Why what did I do wrong! Teach me!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-11 20:44

>>21
Uh, spambot, you clueless anus?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-11 20:57

>>17
16 Name: !MILKRIBS4k
Stopped reading there.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-11 21:07

>>23
I am actually providing content! What are you doing!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-11 21:10

>>24
!MILKRIBS4k
I stopped reading there.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-11 21:32

>>24
I'm not helping a spammer cause more spam.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-11 21:38

>>26
The OP is a spammer! I thought I was doing something helpful! Sorry about that!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-11 21:44

>>27
Delete your post, maybe you do it before the mods see it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-11 21:45

The OP is a spammer! I thought I was doing something helpful!
What? How does that make sense?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-11 21:46

>>28
LOL.
Delete your posts on a textboard? what are you snorting?
This isn't like the imageboards

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-11 21:47

>>30
This isn't like the imageboards
No, but it is like you have been trolled

sage even though it's the top thread

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-11 21:52

>>18
hmmm lol what 2
s.h.i.i.c.h.a.n.=.p.r.o.p.e.r.2 (without periods) seems to be censored! Test lol what 2

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-11 21:52

>>31
IDTIHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-11 22:01

lol what 2 , you're an anus!

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-12 9:29

>>34
I can insure you I am no anus!
See I told you! What other words are word filtered here I wonder!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 9:46

>>35
WTF Are you talking about? Stop snorting the charlie.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 9:55

>>36
Anal insurance. He will insure you of this anus status.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-12 10:09

>>36
I don't "snort" anything! Now please fucked off!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 10:37

>>38
This post is a contradiction. ``Please fucked off''?

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-12 12:20

>>39
I meant fuck off! Sorry I was typing fast!

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