/prog/ antagonists/enemies [LIST]

Jeff Atwood
[i][code]Rand(all)[code][/i] Munroe
James Gosling
[spoiler]The one who shall not be named[/spoiler]
Richard Marx Stalin (to most, I think)

Any others? I know I'm forgetting most of them. Non-human entities are acceptable.

Gerald Sussman
P!nk

FV
Mr. Anus
Aberson

Michel Jackson.
He declared war on /prog/, and we all know what happened to him after that.

Jeff Atwood? Motherfucker knows visual basic, dood.

Visual. Fucking. Basic.

Fuck yeah.

stalman
any open source zealot
randall (not that much)
sussman (fuck that faggot)