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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 2:59

A good friend of mine loves preaching to me that VB is the best language out there. I have just begun my programming career, so I'm not experienced enough to argue with him on the subject. All I have done so far is learned some C in a few of my college classes. What do you all think about VB? If you hate it, give me some arguments to throw at him so I can be ready next time he brings it up.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 3:10

http://foldoc.org/Visual+Basic
VB is good for developing Windows interfaces, it invokes fragments of BASIC code when the user performs certain operations on graphical objects on-screen.
http://foldoc.org/BASIC
BASIC has become the leading cause of brain-damage in proto-hackers.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 3:11

It's a piece of shit
My favourite (admittedly retarded) argument is that it uses <> instead of !=, which is just stupid for data other than numbers.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 3:12

VB is a third rate 90s scripting language, the PHP of application programming. I guess it's the best thing in the world if your only other option is eating sand. VB.NET is not exactly the same as the old VB; VB.NET is basically C# with a dumber syntax, and C# is actually not that bad. I still wouldn't feed my dog with it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 3:44

Wielding arguments you don't understand well enough to have come up with yourself can only expose your own ignorance and the fact that you're a self-righteous smug git.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 3:49

>>5
Op here, arguments stand on their own merit. And its my friend who is the smug one. Its not like I would be stating the arguments as my own anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 3:49

>>5
You mean like virtually every programmer on the internet? How many times have you heard 'Worse is Better','Goto considered harmful', etc. by people who don't actually understand what those arguments were actually about?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 4:27

>>7
You mean like virtually every Sagefag on the internet? How many times have you had your thread saged, namedfagged, sagefagged, etc. by people who don't actually understand what sage is actually about?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 4:42

>>8
I understand perfectly well what sage is for, did you think that was worth bumping? I did not, herego I saged.Oh, wait IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 5:24

>>7
You mean like virtually every programmer on the internet?
Yes. And also the ones not on the internet. And in fact a whole lot of people who aren't programmers as well.
Though I must admit, >>6, I really did think you were going to spout any arguments you got as if you yourself had the experience to back them up.
Anyway, VB.NET or plain VB matters. Old VB is so full of failure and on error resume next that you can pick any line of code, look up the semantics of the statement, and there's your argument right there.
With VB.NET it's more a matter of C# being superior in every way, as every single compromise made with classic VB must necessarily be for the worse. (VB.NET programmers will readily admit that VB 6 had a lot of faults.)

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 6:45

VB.net is not actually a terrible language, like previous VBs. It's a proper language and is essentially identical to C#. Having said that, it's still enterprise bullshit and you should really only learn c, lisp and smalltalk.

Name: FrozenVoid 2009-07-05 7:42

There is free, Qbasic liek alternative, see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FreeBASIC
 

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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 8:07

I once tried out VB in an IT lesson. This is what I did:

10 print BABIES
20 goto 10

Nothing happened.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 10:46

>>4
I still wouldn't feed my dog with it.
lolol is ur dof ded
U MENA HASKAL

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 13:09

>>14
I mena Haskal. :(

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 15:52

>>15
Ur dof is ded? ᧺

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 21:19

>>16
マイドフ!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-26 9:05

>>16
U MENA HASKAL

Name: MEME FAN 2009-07-27 15:17

>>14
This is, historically, the first use of the U MENA HASKAL meme. It should be bumped to spread this wonderful discovery.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-27 15:25

>>19
fascinating.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-27 16:40

>>2-4,10
Everyone enjoys ripping on VB, perhaps because it was introduced by Microsoft, or perhaps because it was the most successful language to allow non-programmers to program.

Attack the language's intrinsic faults all you like, but be aware that Objective-C is actually worse ALL HAIL THE HYPNO-JOBS

Name: UMH memesmith 2009-07-27 17:44

>>19
And here shall also be the very last, if I have anything to say about it. STOP FORCING MY MEME.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-27 17:49

>>22 is tsundere.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-27 17:52

>>22
STOP FORCING MY MEME TO HAVE SEX
FTFY

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-27 22:08

VB is awesome.  Before VB everything looked like Linux.  Where you type and type and type.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-27 22:14

>>25
I refuse to BT.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 0:55

>>25

I would rage if this wasn't true

GLADE? Fuck me it's 2009.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 11:56

People mock me for using VB.NET, but I always have my projects finished quicker, don't have to worry about semicolons and curly braces, and get background compilation in VS to boot.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 11:58

>>28
Of course they mock you, you're using fucking Visual Basic and worse even than that, you bump threads that were left to die.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 12:22

>>29

This thread will live on.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 12:41

People mock me for using C, but I always have my programs execute quicker, don't have to worry about excessive memory and CPU time, and get optimised compilation in GCC to boot.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 12:47

optimised compilation in GCC
Oh Anon, you card

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-29 1:56

Bampu Underwearsu

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-03 9:13

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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-13 5:18

U MENA HASKAL

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-02 13:03

U MENA HASKAL

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-02 14:21

umenahaskal will never be a meme, no matter how hard you try.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-02 14:35

>>37
Everyone knows what it is and what it means. Its not very funny anymore, but its a meme.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-02 14:36

How is UMH even related to this thread? I'm fine seeing it used in proper context, but mindlessly spamming old threads with it is pointless and mildly annoying.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-02 14:38

>>11
Didn't I see that on Slashdot in a SICP post

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