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Christian-based programmign languages

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 15:20

Can you recommend any?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 15:24

Perl is basically the only one. Unless you want to use Knuth's MMIX, but I'm not sure there's an assembler for that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 15:46

... Knuth's MMIX, but I'm not sure there's an assembler for that

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 16:14

Scheme comes close as a Jew-based programming language.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 16:23

CLISP is a jewish language

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 16:26

It's not possible.  Christians don't believe in logic.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 16:36

Does anyone know of a language which can be used on the sabbath?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 16:51

JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 17:10

>>7
Suck Jesus's Python and you will achieve SatoriTM

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 17:39

>>6
The Roman Catholic Church would like to have a word with you.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 17:49

Christians don't believe in logic.

EPIC TROLL

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 18:03


# xtianftw.py
import time, sys

def run_program(code):
    print "Asking God to do what you mean."
    time.sleep(10)
    print "Oh, looks like God doesn't give a shit..."
    time.sleep(2)
    print "Asking Jesus to do what you mean."
    time.sleep(12)
    print "Oh, looks like Jesus doesn't give a shit either"
    time.sleep(2)
    print "Well I'm all out of ideas. Why don't you go ask your God what to do?"
    return # Deliberately redundant return statement for dramatic effect.

if name == '__main__':
    run_program(sys.argv[1])

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 19:51

>>11
What sort of logic is there in a magic sky fairy zombie?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 21:39

>>13
It's a magic mountain fairy. Get it right.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 21:41

There was this post on /prog/ that described this Christian toy programming language.  I can't be arsed to find it though.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-03 1:32

>>15
Lemme guess: You can't import foreign libraries until after marriage? Okay my question sucked

>>12
return # Deliberately redundant return statement for dramatic effect.
I swooned at your post! I LOVE YOUR POST! You're an egotistical asshole?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-03 3:13

>>16

what about his an egotistical asshole?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-03 11:45

>>17
NICE TRY, AMIGO

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-03 15:54

>>18
Nice try, Commodore 64.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-03 16:08

>>19
Nice try, Atari.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-03 17:14

>>20
nice try SNES

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-03 17:56

>>19
I chortled

>>20,21
You ruined it

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-03 18:48

>>20
I ruined it
>>22
You chortled.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-03 22:08

>>22
You chortled it

>>
I ruin

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-21 3:26

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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 1:21

>>15
I REMEMBER THAT

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 2:02

>>25
Is this an autoposter that is pushing this shit to the site? Some of it is pretty funny.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-07-22 4:01

>>27 Its new, more chaotic version that isn't bound by markov chains.



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Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==C=H=E=F=*=+= 2009-07-22 6:28

>>27 Its noo, mure-a cheuteec ferseeun thet isn't buoond by merkuf cheeens. Bork Bork Bork!



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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-19 18:57

Here's a thread on religious programming languages!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-19 19:10

>>28
Holy shit! I knew it! But FV knew it before I did.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-19 19:12

>>30
Great! Let's sage away!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-19 19:13

>>32
Great! I'll get my stuff!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-19 19:22

I want this thread to die. Who's with me?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-19 19:28


genesis() {
  bool b = argc < 2;
  if(b==GOSPEL) {
    let_there_be_message("need args\n");
    apocalypse(1);
  }
  // do stuff

}

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-19 20:05

>>6
*sigh* atheist fags in prog too

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-19 20:32

>>36
[u][o][aa]http://boards.4chan.org/b/[/aa/][/o][/u]

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-19 20:38

I have recently bought an Apple Macintosh computer from http://stormfront.co.uk/ and have also been looking for a good Christian Macintosh programing language. What would my best option be /prog/?

Name: >>6 2010-04-19 21:38

>>36
atheist fags
Not everyone who makes their will save is homosexual, sheeple.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-19 22:14

>>36
Here's a quick argument in favor of >>6. Christians claim that an omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent being exists, even though the problem of evil clearly shows that no being can have all three of those properties at the same time. Though they've had ample opportunity to remove one of these properties from their claim, (I would recommend nixing omniscience, since that also incompatible with their so-esteemed "free will"), nevertheless they ignore the problem and continue to claim that an illogical being exists. Therefore, it can be stated, if rather crudely, that "Christians don't believe in logic."

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