Do I want to be a low-poly modeler and texturer? No.
Why Scheme? Fuck Scheme, that's right, Scheme can go get fucked, along with everyone who writes Scheme code. If it is not done in common lisp, I don't want to know what it is. Plus, fuck this fucking fucked up website who gives a fucking flyin fuck about fucking fuckers who want to get free fucking programmers from this fucking 4chan I'm in fuck