Subroutines

Function Calls vs Goto vs Define Inclusion Functions
Which you prefer? Personally i prefer Gotos, but use function calls for some tasks which require encapsulation.
I rarely use #define functions  because they complicate debugging and are hard to discern from main code.

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pass the Turing test
I think you're being a little optimistic. The ability to successfully troll /prog/ doesn't mean you could pass the Turing test.