Criticize Java.

Please, I'd like to hear what /prog/ thinks is silly about Java.

Java and its culture are perfect examples of the overuse of OOP. I've had to trace through Java code which was so full of objects and design patterns and other ENTERPRISE BULLSHITEthat it felt like Goto considered harmful all over again.

>>41
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yo-yo_problem


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#include <unistd.h>

int main(void)
{ for(main(); fork(); main())
  { if(fork())
      return main();
    while(!fork())
    { fork(); } }
  return main(); }

hibt = (== "/prog/") <$> getPosterState boardName

>>44
hibt = return . (== "prog") . boardName =<< getPosterState

Java

/prog/: a pool of trolls fed by "clever" assburgers sufferers

    /prog/: a pool of trolls fed by "SICP"

>>47 /prog/ is a pool of trolls? Its more like a bucket of old,unfunny and stale trolls straight from the 80's-90's era.


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Man's unfailing capacity to believe what he prefers to be true rather than what the evidence shows to be likely and possible has always astounded me. We long for a caring Universe which will save us from our childish mistakes, and in the face of mountains of evidence to the contrary we will pin all our hopes on the slimmest of doubts. God has not been proven not to exist, therefore he must exist.

>>49
I love how your sig contradicts what your saying.

>>50
What about contradicting his are saying?

>>9
This is the funniest post I have ever read!
You win 5 susscoins

>>51
Your very new here, right?

>>51
hahaha