Criticize Java.

Please, I'd like to hear what /prog/ thinks is silly about Java.

>>26
I don't see what your point is. let a = Account() is just as clear.

Another thing Java lacks: tuples. I can forgive Java for not including the entire kitchen sink into the language, but why omit these basic building blocks?

>>32
If String was a scalar, all of its methods would have to be moved to a real class. This is acceptable with int, float, etc., but I use String methods way too often to stand for that.
Not in a real language. This is another of Java's problems. C♯ handles this reasonably.