Useful C defines

#define PROGRAMSTART int main(argc,char *argv[]){;
#define PROGRAMEND ;return 0;}
#define ENDFOR ;}
#define ENDWHILE ;}
#define ENDIF ;}
#define END }
#define POINTER *
#define VALUEAT &
#define EQUALS ==
#define NOTEQUAL !=
#define OR ||
#define AND &&

#define make int
#define sandwiches main(int argc, char **argv)
#define becomes =
#define right? {
#define understand? }
#define yeah? ;
#define that (
#define was )
#define nice )
#define asshole(x) #x
#define tell puts
#define stupid return
#define wine 32
#define idiot 0

make sandwiches right?
    make water yeah?
    water becomes wine yeah?
    tell that asshole that food was nice yeah?
    stupid idiot;
understand?