Can someone help me find this article?

My school only has access to the online archives for this journal back to '97. Are any of you guys able to download articles from '95? If someone could download this article and put it on megaupload or something for me, I'll totally suck your cock dry. >_>

L. Bertrand. Computing a hyperelliptic integral using arithmetic in the
jacobian of the curve. Applicable Algebra in Engineering, Communication
and Computing, 6:275–298, 1995.

http://www.springerlink.com/content/m786486452285575/

Ignoring the size issue for the moment, you'd have to first get a list of every journal ever published (not a trivial task by itself), break into the online archives of the ones that even have such things, and then track down copies of all the ones that don't have electronic versions and scan them all in.

I think it might actually be easier to create a torrent with every single music album ever produced or every single movie ever made.