Did you know that...

...the yotsuba engine has a functional programming interpreter built in! Just try the eval function on an imageboard!

Syntax:
eval(expression)

Example:
eval(1024 + 512) will print 1536 on your post

~ >yotsuba
Yotsuba 2.5.2 (r252:60911, Apr 21 2009, 11:12:42)
[GCC 4.3.1 (Ubuntu 4.2.3-2ubuntu7)] on linux2
Type "help", "copyright", "credits" or "license" for more information.
>>> eval("Micheal Jackson is Dead")
True
>>>