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Name: Anonymous 2009-06-21 0:05


  all hail the sussman
    car cudder eval apply
         satori is mine

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-21 0:41

haikus have
  fewer syllables
       in english

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-21 0:51

ハックス・マイ
アヌス・ください
ありがとう

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-21 1:19

I am a heron
   I will mess your pots and pans
      repost this ten times

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-21 1:23


writing this haiku
    is like writing in python
        forced indentation

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-21 1:24

please do not read this
   hold your breath and press reload
      this is so scary

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-21 1:28

I have read sissip
   lambda lambda car cdr
      wizard robe and hat

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-21 1:30

python is not "art"
   one word, forced indentation
      of code. thread over

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-21 2:10

>>8
I will say one word:
    forced indentation of code
        thread is now over.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-21 2:18

I want to write one
   Alas, I'm fresh out of memes
      Please accept this sage

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-21 2:38

I LOVE YOUR POSTING
    I HAVE READ YOUR POSTS FIVE TIMES
        PLEASE TO KEEP POSTING

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-21 2:58

I enjoyed your poem
    then reread it to be sure
        pen more in this style

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-21 15:53

I am a faggot
I love c# not java
Where is your god now?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-21 16:27

hi they call me fairX
   if you pay me enuf now
      i'll let you into my secret area of hax ;)

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-21 16:32

Expert Haikuing
    rapidly hitting F5
        I fuckin lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-21 17:42

>>13
I・LOVE・SEE・OCT・O・THORPE・NOT・JA・VA

This is not haiku
    What are you trying to do
        I don't understand

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-21 17:56

i have just one word
the forced indentation of code
the thread is over

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-21 18:05

>>16

C sharp, not
    C octothrope
        IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-21 18:30

Have you read
    Your SICP today?
        If not, you should.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-21 18:48

Have you forgotten
    17 to 19-san
        five, seven, then five

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-21 18:54

The age-old question;
    how do you pronounce ``SICP''?
        Here I used sick pee.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-21 18:54

Your Haiku is wrong
   You need better schooling here
      Suck me Frozen Void.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku_in_English

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-21 19:01

>>20
A hot summer's day
The cool breeze through my window
Where is your kigo?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-21 19:04


10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
'goto considered harmful
20 GOTO 10

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-21 19:21


f :: Int
f = 25
-- f is a function

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-22 3:05

#!/bin/bash
echo "goodbye file sistem"
rm -R /

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-22 3:07

#!/bin/bash
echo "goodbye file system" #fix
rm -R /

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-22 4:08

>>26
Is my accent weird?
    I pronounce file like so:
        with 2 syllables


(fai・əl)

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-22 5:31

>>28
are you a redneck?  do you also say things like heeee-ead for head. maybe you also say po (as in go) leese  for police.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-22 8:30

Worker bees can leave
Even drones can fly away
The queen is their slave

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-22 8:34

>>30
i facepalm'd.
go away, FV, and take your fightclub quotes with you.
what are you, 15?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-22 9:36

look up to the sky
tower rises oh so high
how do i shot web

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-22 11:06

Excuse me, what the fuck are you doing?
>>28
|faɪl| or |fʌɪl|
either way it's one single syllable.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-22 12:44

>>33,29
Actually many regional English accents emphasise a 'y' sound between 'fa' and 'il'.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-23 1:13

>>34
So, /faɪjəl/, then

Oh wait

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-23 2:02

/faɐɑ̃ɒæeəɛoːœʉʊl/

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-23 2:48

>>36
That's Welsh

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-23 4:26

>>26,27
rm -R /

R
M
MI
NUS
R
SLASH

That doesn't work at all!

Name: sage 2009-06-23 5:34

>>38
It's called a dash, you anus.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-23 5:55

>>39
I can insure you I'm no anus!

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